YES — A Random Lunch is back with a brand new twelfth installment! After days without electricity, Wes dares to consume the Hot Pockets left in the fridge. But that alone wouldn’t make for a Random Lunch, would it? (7/6/12)
After an extended hiatus, spontaneous culinary insanity returns to Scary-Crayon in A Random Lunch #11! See what wonders you can create with a can of creamed corn, stale croutons, and dollar store turkey franks. (9/11/06)
What’s this? Kain and Wild Boar Alien are back for more cheesy graham madness in A Random Lunch #9! When will the insanity end?! If Kain had his way, that question would be answered as such: “IMMEDIATELY!” (11/22/05)
After a lengthy absence, unorthodox midday meals return to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #10! I’m not really sure we can call this a meal, but it is random. And it was consumed around lunchtime. So there. (11/9/05)
Kain and Wild Boar Alien return to Scary-Crayon with a vengeance in A Random Lunch #8! Unable to escape their destiny, they once again face off against the horrors of cheesy grahams. In comic format, too! (1/25/05)
The talking action figures make a triumphant return to Scary-Crayon in A Random Lunch #7! Join Leatherhead, the Turtlebot, and Foodstuffs veteran Wyrm as they combine edible ingredients in eldritch ways. (9/20/04)
Have you ever seen cheese that’s over a year past its expiration date, let alone eaten it? Scary-Crayon’s done both. See for yourself as year-plus-old cheese becomes an ingredient in A Random Lunch #5! (7/9/04)
It’s time once again for culinary insanity on Scary-Crayon, but no random lunch has ever approached the greatness of A Random Lunch #4. So lick your lips and come on in! These ingredients ain’t getting any fresher… (6/9/04)
In A Random Lunch #0, Kain and Wild Boar Alien encountered the horror of cheesy grahams for the first time. In A Random Lunch #3, we learn that history often repeats itself… albeit with slight variations. (5/16/04)
Narlihog, Whiplash, and Darkwing Duck enter the Scary-Crayon kitchen to face the horrors of A Random Lunch #2. What uncharted culinary route will they traverse? Read on to find out, won’t you? (4/22/04)
Randomness returns to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #1. This time, cooking with ingredients that don’t belong together results in the production of familiar things (!) …that also don’t belong together. (3/16/04)
Welcome to the first installment of another Scary-Crayon feature, A Random Lunch #0! In this “prequel” of sorts, Wild Boar Alien and Kain encounter something so wrong that they are moved to violence… (2/7/04)
Many Random Lunches are made, but few are seen here: most are forgotten. Yet just as busty explorers raid ruins to uncover relics of old, so may you unearth these dishes by reading… The Lost Lunches: Volume One. (5/5/07)
ANOTHER haiku? Wow, this is starting to feel like the good old days. Anyway, A Crayon Haiku #37 addresses a weird one-shot food item that’s not quite involved enough to warrant the Random Lunch treatment. (12/12/05)