Comments on: FREE FOOD DAY!!! and a Hot Flash.

By: RADIX

RADIX — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 13:49:41 +0000

Oh man, I can agree with you on those poptart commercials. I like them too, but seeing them doesn't encourage me to go eat one. Can't we just use the actual, 3D toaster pastries for the commercials?

By: Dwayne

Dwayne — Fri, 28 Jul 2006 21:10:05 +0000

Huh... I suppose I'll stray away from that establishment if even "you" won't dare cross those doors again, given your inhuman capacity to addictively eat shit-incarnate disguised as food. What's the expression? "Where angels(hobos) fear to tread"? Ah well; burritos are the C-Students of Sandwich School that did pot at recess. But, *sigh*, this article gave me some serious nostalgia. I just moved away from Laurel a year ago after living there happily for 5 years. And man, what a quagmire. Buildings knocked down everywhere, and gun shots heard every night especially with this new crime rise. I have to say, it'll be hard to find another town where a random drunk man hurls throwing stars at me on the walk home from school. When I lived there, the lake was actually blue once in a while, and not perpetually turd-green. And to believe I actually rode my bike into it once...

By: Kristen

Kristen — Sun, 23 Apr 2006 00:36:30 +0000

You should eat a burrito from Cosmic Cantina, that would change your mind. Especially if you're drunk at 3am. And Cosmic closes at 4am! Yay!

By: Lei

Lei — Sun, 05 Feb 2006 03:53:09 +0000

I'm glad I'm not the only one who wonders about the logic behind these scary commercials. Food that flees or talks is awful, and frankly, I've stopped eating Burger King for fear I'll wake up to find that creepy plastic head peering into my window.

By: Tetsu Deinonychus

Tetsu Deinonychus — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 19:35:47 +0000

Than it's more of an "X-files" conspiracy than a "Soylent Green" conspiracy.

By: Wes

Wes — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:39:54 +0000

A distant cousin called artificial flavoring, that is!

Artificial strawberry flavoring is grown from strawberry stem cells.

By: Molly

Molly — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 02:30:47 +0000

I have a hard time believing the mush they put in those = real strawberries at all. Maybe a distant cousin of the strawberry.

By: Tetsu Deinonychus

Tetsu Deinonychus — Sat, 21 Jan 2006 01:39:22 +0000

You're pop-tarts may not be alive, Molly. But, if they're stawberry-flavoured, I'll bet they still contain abducted stawberries!

By: Wes

Wes — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 16:43:02 +0000

I'm glad that you checked, Molly -- and so are living Pop Tarts everywhere. Personally, I think the "Is My Food Alive?" check should be a mandatory part of the consumption process. We will call it the IMFA check. Yes.

Bon appetit!

By: Molly

Molly — Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:50:31 +0000

All this poptart talk prompted me to get a 48-pack from Costco last night. Happiness...

I've checked, they're not alive.