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I was hoping to post a new poem for you today, but I decided to postpone it for the time being because I couldn't seem to come up with more than two verses. I still wanted to have something up to commemorate FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH, though, so here is A Crayon Haiku #64!
Speaking of poems, I found some older ones that I wrote that will also be making appearances on the site in the near future. STAY TUNED.
I am going to use the mayo to make some egg salad tonight.
It's Friday the 13th, and no Jason Voorhees article?
A review of "Jason X" or "Freddy VS Jason"?
A comparison article between all the actors/stuntmen who played Jason?
A review of McFarlane's Jason action figures?
Instead, we get a frickin' mayonaisse haiku.
Salad toppings are NO replacement for my beloved Jason.
You know, it occurs to me that Jason Voorhees has never appeared on this site! Granted, I have a hockey-mask wearing crayon on most of the shirts in the shop, and I've used Casey Jones as a stand-in for haikus and Hot Flashes in the past, but yeah. Honestly, I'm not the biggest fan of the Friday the 13th films -- I think I've only seen one of them -- so none of those articles really appeal to me. Sorry.
But the real reason that I didn't post even a more involved article on Friday the 13th was that I didn't have the time to get even the freaking poem right! The mayonnaise haiku, however, was quick and easy. 
It's one thing to criticize the work itself, but please don't criticize me for my choice of topics (unless, of course, you find the topic to be somehow offensive and/or worthy of further discussion). But if you really want to see a review of McFarlane's Jason action figures or any of the films, you're welcome to write one yourself.
Or -- alternately -- you could buy the action figures and/or DVDs you'd like to review and then mail them to me. Provided that the sender formally requests that I do so, I am obligated to review any and all donation gifts that I accept (barring legal restrictions and certain moral concerns).
I ate Pop-Tarts from a fairly cheap store and didn't keel over. I think I had an allergic reaction, though. 
