Comments on: The 100th Hot Flash!

By: DeeflyflumP

DeeflyflumP — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:28:18 +0000

There was this guy see. He wasn't very bright and he reached his adult life without ever having learned "the facts". Somehow, it gets to be his wedding day. While he is walking down the isle, his father tugs his sleeve and says, "Son, when you get to the hotel room...Call me" Hours later he gets to the hotel room with his beautiful blushing bride and he calls his father, "Dad, we are the hotel, what do I do?" "O.K. Son, listen up, take off your clothes and get in the bed, then she should take off her clothes and get in the bed, if not help her. Then either way, ah, call me" A few moments later... "Dad we took off our clothes and we are in the bed, what do I do?" O.K. Son, listen up. Move real close to her and she should move real close to you, and then... Ah, call me." A few moments later... "DAD! WE TOOK OFF OUR CLOTHES, GOT IN THE BED AND MOVED REAL CLOSE, WHAT DO I DO???" "O.K. Son, Listen up, this is the most important part. Stick the long part of your body into the place where she goes to the bathroom." A few moments later... "Dad, I've got my foot in the toilet, what do I do?"

By: Etiketer

Etiketer — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 12:55:55 +0000

Thanks! Really interesting. I wish i could spend my time on writing articles...just have no time for it.

By: tushy massage

tushy massage — Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:06:32 +0000

Interesting massage post-sounds like your trip was full of adventure!

By: keldTerlada

keldTerlada — Wed, 31 Oct 2007 02:15:21 +0000

You don't really need or want that lifestyle, it might hurt y'all slowly more.......Just tell him you
don't wanna repeat something your not too proud of z7uas.

By: katie

katie — Thu, 26 Jul 2007 04:26:33 +0000

u jack ass!

By: Wes

Wes — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 18:43:37 +0000

Welllllll the trip wasn't all that amazing (especially since I spent roughly a third of it vomiting and crapping my intestines out), but more about that later. Hoping to have the toy piece up sometime tonight (emphasis on hoping) -- then we'll see about a more thorough piece regarding my Shanghai experience.

By: Tetsu Deinonychus

Tetsu Deinonychus — Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:46:23 +0000

Hey, haven't been to this site in awhile, But I just went through and read everything I've missed WOW! You went to Shanghai?! PRODIGIOUS! Seriously, that's like the coolest thing I've ever read about you doing! Frankly, the only thing I'm interested in hearing about your trip to Shanghai is EVERYTHING! But, I do have a few specific questions... - Did you only go to the seedy parts of Shanghai, or did you check out the more upscale areas? -If you did, is Shanghai anywhere near as glamourous as it looks in movies? (Shanghai is suppossed to be China's answer to Paris or Milan in the glamour department.) -Did you eat any interesting food there? (I heard strangely enough pie-crust had become a trendy ingredient there, but that info is about 8 years old) -Any chance of an aricle chronicling all of the weird crap you bought there? The most interesting thing happening to me lately is that I wrote some subpar fanfiction (feel free to check it out though). That's nothing compared to your trip to Shanghai, but I do have a story involving Odd, roaming the halls in a Dr. Frank N. Furter costume, trying to find out if Jeremie and Yumi had been screwing behind Ulrich and Aelita's backs. That's gotta count for something, right? Back on topic: Please, don't leave us in the dark about your journey's in the "Middle Country". "Wes' Shanghai Adventure's" is a tale I must read! Oh yeah, CONGRADULATIONS ON YOUR 100TH HOT FLASH!!!

By: RADIX

RADIX — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:28:36 +0000

Sweet merciful crap.

And to think I thought China's bootlegging ring was one of the best places to find fascinating-yet-shitty replicas of actual products. I now stand corrected.

..."little hole"?...

By: Matto

Matto — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 20:45:57 +0000

Wow, Wes... that was...wow. Go with toys, China is the land of bottlegging; who knows what kind of weird crap that bottleg over there?

By: Review the World

Review the World — Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:21:23 +0000

I'd like to hear about it all -- your hotel, flight, the things you saw on walks, etc. I got the Before Sunrise/Before Sunset soundtrack CD from the library today. I haven't listened to it yet, but, it's got the song "Come Here" from the record shop scene that I adore.