Comments on: Flightplan is fucking terrible.

By: StatiK EffecK

StatiK EffecK — Fri, 13 Oct 2006 00:27:05 +0000

I just added flightplan to my Netflix queue... oh boy here we go

By: Random Guy

Random Guy — Sun, 13 Nov 2005 07:48:28 +0000

Wes, great audio review. And I love the idea of commentary from people who hate the movie on DVDs. It makes financial sense for the studios as well, because they'd entice people who'd otherwise never rent/buy the DVD to do so just to hear people trash the movie.
One thing about the audio, though. It was quite hard to hear the softer parts of the track. But I'm sure fixing that would be just a matter of kerjiggering with the recording settings a little.

By: Your sister Kristen

Your sister Kristen — Mon, 07 Nov 2005 15:21:01 +0000

To the man who won't let my brother say fuck: I hope your daughter continues to search online using the keyword "fuck," because I'm sure she's a dirty slut in the making and just wanted to see how many sites she could find with donkeys doing people and whatnot. Fuck isn't bad lanuage however; in fact, it may be the most artful word in the fucking English language. Allow me to demonstrate. 1. Fuck you, you dirty republican fucker who loves censorship so fucking much 2. Are you mad because your wife is fucking your neighbor? 3. Scary Crayon fucking rocks. 4. The fact that you even took the time to write that letter that said "clean it up" is fucked up. 5. Who the fuck is Odo?...There, I feel better already. Fuck. Fuckity fuck fuck fuckoo.

By: Josh

Josh — Sat, 29 Oct 2005 11:52:25 +0000

Ha, I wonder how she found your website. Was it .. the ninja turtle anime? =P I think "fuck" wins. I heard the first part but didn't actually "listen" to the whole thing. From the beginning I listened to a large chunk and then I slowly zoned out by browsing the internet. Then I was kinda just tuning in and out. Then I listened the all the "fucks" at the ending. I'll listen to part 2 in a bit!

By: Scorn the Terrible

Scorn the Terrible — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 22:52:38 +0000

First of all, I'd just like to say FUCKEDYFUCKFUCKSHITHELLDAMNPISSRAPETHEVIRGINRAMASHIVUPTHEPOPE'STIGHTASSSHITFUCKBARBARASTREISAND.

Now that the obligatory offensive joke is done, I'd just like to say that I really want to watch Flight Plan now. I've always wondered what it was like to make my eyeballs explode in their sockets.

By: Raltar

Raltar — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 07:21:19 +0000

Fuck!

By: Greg

Greg — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 04:09:52 +0000

God, just hearing a summery of the film was painful. Good job, Wes! Possibly a regular feature?

By: Wes

Wes — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:59:51 +0000

Thanks for the heads up on the link, Molly! Should be fixed now. I'm glad you enjoyed listening! I may indeed do more of these in the future, now that I've kinda gotten the hang of fooling with the recording software I'm not sure if you could tell, but I actually had to use a different program than I normally use to convert the first file to mp3 format since the wav file was so large that it kept crashing! Hence the size and slight volume problems with the first file -- though the latter could in part be due to how I sounded to myself with the earplugs.

And yeah, totally don't go see Flightplan -- unless you want to see a really terrible film, that is. And it is possible that you might enjoy the experience now that you know what to expect! Still, I'd recommend seeing something that's actually worth watching instead.

By: Molly

Molly — Fri, 28 Oct 2005 01:47:04 +0000

that was hilarious. you are seriously fun to listen to, and I hope you do more of those in the future.

"however the hell you pronounce his name"

The link to the second file actually sends you back to the first file, I was able to access it just by typing a 2 in the filename instead of a 1 but yeah thought you'd want to know about that.

fucking hilarious.

and thank you for the warning, I will avoid this movie (and I did actually want to see it!)