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Anyway, today's Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash episode touches on one of the weirder incidents that took place following the release of the Xbox 360. At first I heard it and thought, "What crazy fuckers...!" but now, having seen Xboxes going for upwards of $2000 on eBay, I'm kinda wishing I'd thought of it. $1600 profit per system ain't bad at all, and that dude stole two! And I'd like to know more about the robber -- because you've gotta be at least marginally interesting to steal Xboxes at gunpoint. Hell, there should be a game about him (or her! The article doesn't sex the thief): True Crime: Hardcore Gamers. I'd play it.

Oh, and the comic also stars ST@N (Stan) of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #48 fame. Yeah, that was some twisted stuff.