And now it’s time for the next three segments in The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told: TEN, ELEVEN, and TWELVE! Only two more left to go, people… then the fiction posted on the site will be decidedly less strange and random. Hopefully it won’t be a letdown! 🙂
We’ve also got Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91 for you — I was going to illustrate this in my usual goofy Sharpie marker style, but then I got lazy and didn’t feel like doing any scanning so I figured I’d try some quick photomanipulation similar to what I’ve been doing with the “artwork” that has accompanied the story segments. Kinda makes me wish they sold Rachel Ray dolls — I’d totally dye one’s hair green and bleach its skin, though I’m not exactly sure how that latter part would work. I used to think she was sort of hot, but now she just scares me. And she’s freaking everywhere! Moderation, Rachel Ray is not thy name. 😐
P.S. If anyone from the Food Network or whatnot happens to read this article, a cooking/talk show hosted by ME would totally be more interesting than Double-R’s stuff. Seriously, look at the Foodstuffs articles! I’d like to see Rachel Ray top The Legendary Glazed Toroid Fishstick Sandwich. 😛
1-Your recipes are usually gross, unsavory food combinations from Hell that only a starving Mesopotamean would find tasty.
I doubt any respectable network would give you a cooking show.
2-Rachel Rayy’s recipesare overrated.
Well, guess what?
SO IS YOUR CHRISTMAS STORY!
You try to pass “long-winded” as “strange”.
Well, it’s more pointless than strange.
Next time, don’t try to write as much words as possible. In fact, a good story is usually told with fewer words and less inane rants.