Comments on: Aaaand we’re almost there…!

By: Molly

Molly — Sat, 30 Dec 2006 08:08:53 +0000

Holy crap, I was at my friends' house a week or two ago and she had like three Truscuit boxes with Rachael Ray on them and I was like AUGH because that chic freaking scares me and my friend was all happy about the boxes like LOOK ISN'T RACHAEL RAY HAPPY AND AWESOME? I think she bought the Triscuits BECAUSE of Rachael Ray.

I suppose it could be worse. It could be, like, Oprah.

By: Keeper

Keeper — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 22:20:40 +0000

Wes, you are a true Iron Chef , as well as a perspicacious and graphic spinner of yarns. I hope Santa will still be good to you this year.

By: agustinaldo

agustinaldo — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 09:36:43 +0000

I'm sorry, I'm just bitter because I'm getting tired of you posting nothing but that Christmas story.

I want you back at what you do best.

As for the recipes, what can I say? You once ate dog food and chocolate-covered crickets. I think the only show who would buy your recipes is "Fear Factor".

If you want some advice:

1-Stop trying to mix sweet and sour foods.

You eat make a dessert, or a meal.

2-Don't overuse the frying pan.

3-Stop trying to make everything into a sandwhich.

By: t-cubed

t-cubed — Wed, 20 Dec 2006 05:44:28 +0000

This agustinaldo dude seems to be on his period

By: Wes

Wes — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 21:00:24 +0000

Okay, agustin, you've said your piece about the novel before -- it's getting old, especially since you're missing the point that this novel was explicitly written as part of a project in which the word count was the the main point of the exercise. I agree that a good story is usually told with fewer words and rants, but a more carefully crafted story (assuming that it took more time to write) with fewer words would totally fail to satisfy the requirements of National Novel Writing Month. Again, it's all explained in this article.

So while you may disagree with the philosophy behind NaNoWriMo -- and ultimately I'd probably agree with you -- it's pointless to keep criticizing The Absolute Strangest Christmas Story Ever Told, especially when I wrote the thing in full over two years ago and clearly intend to finish posting it to Scary-Crayon despite your protests. Jeez.

And whatever! My cooking show would totally rule.

By: agustinaldo

agustinaldo — Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:50:51 +0000

1-Your recipes are usually gross, unsavory food combinations from Hell that only a starving Mesopotamean would find tasty.

I doubt any respectable network would give you a cooking show.

2-Rachel Rayy's recipesare overrated.

Well, guess what?

SO IS YOUR CHRISTMAS STORY!

You try to pass "long-winded" as "strange".

Well, it's more pointless than strange.

Next time, don't try to write as much words as possible. In fact, a good story is usually told with fewer words and less inane rants.