January 29, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #2!

Starring Raphael!

A Crayon Haiku #2!

That's right -- it's the second installment of A Crayon Haiku! This time we visit with Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's been a while since the anime, and Raphael isn't so super these days...  (1/29/04)

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Oprah November 2003 cover review

Is your husband homicidal? FIND OUT INSIDE.

OPRAH WANTS YOUR SOUL.

Apparently January 29th is Oprah's birthday, so in honor of out of utter contempt for this special Satan-approved day, we bring you the Scary-Crayon review of the Nov. 2003 issue of "O, The Oprah Magazine"!  (1/29/04)

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January 25, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #1!

Juggernaut stars in A Crayon Haiku #1!

A Crayon Haiku #1!

Let's kick things off at Scary-Crayon with the first installment of A Crayon Haiku. These things are pretty easy to do, so expect a lot more of 'em. Today's special guest subject? The Juggernaut.  (1/25/04)

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DAIRY FREE MAC and CHREESE!!!

Dairy Free Mac & Chreese!

DAIRY FREE MAC & CHREESE!!!

Alice and Ryoko take on the horrors of hippie vegan cuisine! Will they be able to endure the diabolical Hell that is DAIRY FREE MAC & CHREESE??? Plus a special cameo appearance by Smudge!  (1/25/04)

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TIME FOR TUNA PANCAKES!!!

LET'S GET MIXIN'!!!

TIME FOR TUNA PANCAKES!!!

Hungry? SC takes you for a culinary ride with The Official Scary-Crayon Tuna Pancake Recipe, co-starring Wyrm, Donatello, and Peter Puppy! So come on in... 'cause you know you want some!  (1/25/04)

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NINJA TURTLES ANIME!!!

Yep, those are the Turtles.

NINJA TURTLES ANIME!!!

I can't even begin to describe this one. A three-part Scary-Crayon review of episode one of the two-episode Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anime, "Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen". It's amazing.  (1/25/04)

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Sergio Lapel’s Drawing Blood

Yeah, that's daylight behind her.

Sergio Lapel's Drawing Blood...

Vampires are awesome, but this movie is not. A Scary-Crayon review of one of the absolute worst movies you'll ever see, with or without vampires. But it's a Troma film, so what were you expecting?  (1/25/04)

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