February 24, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #5!

Starring a Triceraton...!

A Crayon Haiku #5!

That's right -- y'all gather 'round for A Crayon Haiku #5. In this installment, Scary-Crayon takes a look at the character of the noble Triceraton. These descriptions are longer than the haikus themselves.  (2/24/04)

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Christmas Memory Filler Stuff!!!

BOOTLEG E.T.!!!

Christmas Memory Filler Stuff!!!

Yep, it's time for a short filler article that puppeteers you by your heartstrings with Scary-Crayon's sappy special Christmas Memory Filler Stuff. I challenge you to read it without saying, "Awwww..." at least once. ;P  (2/24/04)

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February 21, 2004
Creepy Freaks Animation Episode Review!

''Fo' shizzle, ma nizzle!''

CREEPY FREAKS CARTOON!!!

In the mood for something kinda...strange? Well relax with the extra special image-packed in-depth two-part Creepy Freaks Animation Episode Review! Over 6,600 words of pure unbridled lunacy. And yogurt.  (2/21/04)

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February 17, 2004
DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #2!!!

Starring Hordak!

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #2!!!

Yep, THE TOYS ARE BACK in Dusty Plastic HELL #2! This time we visit with some of the less fortunate members of the SC toy family. Come inside, dear reader, and hearken to their tales of woe...  (2/17/04)

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February 14, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #4!

What is it? Find out inside!

A Crayon Haiku #4!

Just in time for Valentine's Day comes A Crayon Haiku #4, with two haikus for the price of one! The action figures have taken V-Day off to recite bad poetry, but there's always strange food to write about...  (2/14/04)

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February 11, 2004
RUN, MCGRIDDLES, RUN!!!

Behold...the weirdness...!

RUN, MCGRIDDLES, RUN!!!

Return to the kitchen with Scary-Crayon to learn the secrets of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles. Napoleon Bonafrog, Baxter Stockman, and Zoltan demonstrate the esoteric cooking rites.  (2/11/04)

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February 9, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #3!

Tokka and Slash!

A Crayon Haiku #3!

Yep, it's time for the third edition of A Crayon Haiku! Tokka and Slash star, along with the author's mounting suspicion that there's something odd going on that he can't quite comprehend...  (2/9/04)

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February 7, 2004
A RANDOM LUNCH #0!!!

Starring Wild Boar Alien and Kain!

A RANDOM LUNCH #0!!!

Welcome to the first installment of another Scary-Crayon feature, A Random Lunch #0! In this "prequel" of sorts, Wild Boar Alien and Kain encounter something so wrong that they are moved to violence...  (2/7/04)

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February 3, 2004
Maury’s OPPOSITE COUPLES OF DOOM.

Bloody hell.

OPPOSITE COUPLES OF DOOM.

Every once in a while, Maury has an episode topic that isn't "WHO MY BABY DADDY?!?!?" Sometimes his subject matter is even more terrifying. And just this once, Scary-Crayon was there to review it.  (2/3/04)

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February 1, 2004
A SUPERBOWL Crayon Haiku!

A Crayon Haiku, Superbowl Edition!

A SUPERBOWL Crayon Haiku!

The game's almost over, but Scary-Crayon still comes through with the Superbowl Edition of A Crayon Haiku! This time, on behalf of football players everywhere, Touchdown Leo does the honors.  (2/1/04)

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DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #1!!!

''Psy-yi-yi!''

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #1!!!

Scary-Crayon welcomes you to the debut of another regular (we hope) feature, Dusty Plastic HELL! In this first installment, Godzilla finds himself somewhere... hot. Also starring Tokka and Psyduck!  (2/1/04)

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