April 30, 2004
Oops a-Daisy and Porky Pooper…?


Oops a-Daisy and Porky Pooper...?

Well. It's kinda hard to know how to begin to introduce this article -- and given that we've covered some pretty strange material, that means a lot. Let's just say that it involves eating feces. No, I'm not kidding.  (4/30/04)

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April 26, 2004

The Little Mermaid!!!


Clap your hands and rejoice as Scary-Crayon dives under the sea to review The Little Mermaid!!! Not the classic Disney version we all know and love, though. Some other version. It's okay to be afraid.  (4/26/04)

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April 22, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #11!

A Crayon Haiku #11!!!

A Crayon Haiku #11!

Yep, time for A Crayon Haiku #11. If you don't know who that is in the image to the left, SOON YOU WILL! These Crayon Haikus don't really require much in the way of introduction, do they?  (4/22/04)

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A Random Lunch #2!!!


Narlihog, Whiplash, and Darkwing Duck enter the Scary-Crayon kitchen to face the horrors of A Random Lunch #2. What uncharted culinary route will they traverse? Read on to find out, won't you?  (4/22/04)

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Link buttons!

Hiya. Quick note -- I just made a few link buttons, so if you wanna link to Scary-Crayon, feel free to use 'em.

Scary-Crayon Button 1; 88 x 33Scary-Crayon Button 2; 88 x 33

Scary-Crayon Button 1; 88 x 31Scary-Crayon Button 3; 88 x 31

The buttons on the right were made with screencaps from Desecration, a truly awful horror movie that I'll be reviewing whenever I can stand to sit through it again. Also, I'm trying out a simple background. Send an e-mail and lemme know if you like it, ok?  :)

-posted by Wes | 12:42 pm | Comments (0)
April 19, 2004
The Red Lobster Fun Book!!!

The Red Lobster Fun Book!!!


Firing up the ol' time machine once again, Scary-Crayon revisits a time when seafood restaurants were the rage and the Red Lobster Fun Book kept many a child busy while the food took hours to cook.  (4/19/04)

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April 17, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #10!

Wingnut and Screwloose star in A Crayon Haiku #10!

A Crayon Haiku #10!

Scary-Crayon finally hits the double digits of haiku hard with A Crayon Haiku #10! Well, sorta. We kinda already cheated by bringing #13 out early. Pretend you didn't notice. Hey, look, Wingnut and Screwloose!  (4/17/04)

-posted by Wes | 11:51 pm | Comments Off on A Crayon Haiku #10!
April 14, 2004



Ugh. Scary-Crayon revisits the horrors of Tromaville in this short review of Blood Sucking Freaks. It's quick and dirty, but be thankful -- a full review would make you vomit all over your pretty clean keyboard.  (4/14/04)

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April 11, 2004
New layout, stuff.

Hi, Wes here. New (temporary) main page layout. I know, it looks a lot like pretty much every other page with similar content. Why do we all have the same freakin' layout? I dunno. I'm still doing all of the coding in notepad (ugh), but maybe things'll change a bit whenever I get a news program employed. Coranto's been suggested so far -- any other recs?

And do check my blog for more info. It's not SC-centric, but I do talk a lot about what's going on with the site over there. And I recently added a commenting function! K?

-posted by Wes | 12:54 pm | Comments (0)
April 8, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #9!


A Crayon Haiku #9!

Scary-Crayon is pleased to bring you the "ninth" edition of A Crayon Haiku. The photo pretty much says it all, but we managed to squeeze a haiku out of it. Yay. So enjoy. Please?  (4/8/04)

-posted by Wes | 11:50 pm | Comments Off on A Crayon Haiku #9!
April 5, 2004
Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!

Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!

Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!

It's time for more culinary insanity with Scary-Crayon's Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies! Join us for snacktime, won't you? Usagi Yojimbo, Donatello, and Genghis Frog worked so hard on them, after all...  (4/5/04)

-posted by Wes | 5:21 pm | Comments Off on Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!
April 3, 2004
Crayon Poetry Corner #2!

Crayon Poetry Corner #2.

Crayon Poetry Corner #2!

In the second installment of Crayon Poetry Corner, Wes takes the stage to deliver a silly little number entitled "goth girl". Any guesses as to what the poem is about? There are a couple of nifty illustrations, too.  (4/3/04)

-posted by Wes | 7:30 pm | Comments Off on Crayon Poetry Corner #2!
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