May 31, 2004
MADBALLS: ESCAPE FROM ORB!!!

Madballs: Escape From Orb!

MADBALLS: ESCAPE FROM ORB!!!

The fun-loving balls with the freakish faces return as Scary-Crayon reviews Madballs: Escape From Orb! Watch as the Madballs cast off the bonds of slavery and take to the stars in search of musical freedom.  (5/31/04)

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May 26, 2004
STUPID INTERNET ADS!

Run, terrorist, run!!!

STUPID INTERNET ADS!

Stupid Internet Ads! You can't escape 'em, but at the very least you can combat them with the knowledge gleaned from this Scary-Crayon commentary on a handful of recent trends and examples. Free food, anyone?  (5/26/04)

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May 22, 2004
A Crayon Haiku #12!

A Crayon Haiku #12!!!

A Crayon Haiku #12!

A Crayon Haiku #12 takes us back to the infancy of your favorite half-shelled heroes and mine, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What secrets will we learn about their origins? Read on to find out!  (5/22/04)

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May 19, 2004
WHITEHALL SANDWICH SLICES!!!

IMITATION CHEESE!!!

WHITEHALL SANDWICH SLICES!!!

The cheesy fun on Scary-Crayon continues as Splinter and Mummato explore the mysteries of Whitehall pasteurized processed sandwich slices, the imitation cheese that's more than it seems...  (5/19/04)

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May 16, 2004
A RANDOM LUNCH #3!!!

A Random Lunch NUMBA THREE!!!

A RANDOM LUNCH #3!!!

In A Random Lunch #0, Kain and Wild Boar Alien encountered the horror of cheesy grahams for the first time. In A Random Lunch #3, we learn that history often repeats itself... albeit with slight variations.  (5/16/04)

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May 13, 2004
AENEAS IN DA ‘HOOD!!!

He-Man got slimed.

AENEAS IN DA 'HOOD!!!

With the release of Troy in theaters, Scary-Crayon brings you a, uh, loose translation and summary of the events that spell DOOM for Troy in Virgil's Aeneid. Includes pics of He-Man and others for decoration!  (5/13/04)

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May 10, 2004
A MOTHER’S DAY Crayon Haiku!

A little shark.

A MOTHER'S DAY Crayon Haiku!

Sure, Mother's Day was yesterday, but when have you ever known Scary-Crayon to be punctual? So here's a special Mother's Day Crayon Haiku to fill up space warm your heart. Sharks have moms too, y'know.  (5/10/04)

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More layout changes.

More layout changes! New background, updated look for the archives pages. Also, note the change to the archives links, with the addition of SCARY FACES bullets. If you like 'em, an article about the Scary Faces is forthcoming (I colored some of the scans to make those images), so stay tuned. It's gonna be massive...

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May 7, 2004
Street Fighter Cartoon Review!!!

''The Flame and the Rose''!!!

Street Fighter Cartoon Review!!!

Scary-Crayon revisits the days when Street Fighter reigned supreme in this review of "The Flame and the Rose". There's not a whole lotta wacky within, but at least you'll get to see SPECIAL MOVES.  (5/7/04)

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May 3, 2004
Crayon Poetry Corner #3!

DARK.

Crayon Poetry Corner #3!

Scary-Crayon's dark days continue with the third edition of Crayon Poetry Corner. In this villanelle (!!!) entitled "Grass Cutting in the Dark", Wes explores the frustration of being made to cut grass...in the dark.  (5/3/04)

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