August 27, 2004
THE 5 FUNNEST GAMES EVER???

ARE WE HAVING FUN YET???

THE 5 FUNNEST GAMES EVER???

In Scary-Crayon's first contribution to a multi-site article (details within), we take a moment to honor five video games worthy of being called the "funnest" games ever. Hey, I didn't come up with the title.  (8/27/04)

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August 23, 2004
NAKED BLOOD: THE FULL REVIEW.

The cactus owns you.

NAKED BLOOD: THE FULL REVIEW.

Scary-Crayon is pleased to present this review of one of the finest examples of Japanese cinema we've ever had the pleasure of watching: Naked Blood. Really. We're not being sarcastic here. The movie f'n rules.  (8/23/04)

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August 18, 2004
Krispy Kreme’s “Doughnut” Drink

the frozen drink that walks like a doughnut...

Krispy Kreme's "Doughnut" Drink...

Krispy Kreme's been around since 1937, but the frozen drink that walks like a doughnut is a fairly recent creation. I think. It's reviewed here, along with a bonus review of the Caramel Kreme Crunch! It's, uh... kremey.  (8/18/04)

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August 13, 2004
A FRIDAY the 13th CRAYON HAIKU!

A Crayon Haiku: FRIDAY the 13th Edition!!!

A FRIDAY the 13th CRAYON HAIKU!

It's FRIDAY THE 13TH, that time when Jason Voorhies returns to thwart the sexcapades of teens everywhere. And that's exactly what happens in this special edition Friday the 13th Crayon Haiku. Or is it?  (8/13/04)

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THE CAMPFIRE STORIES REVIEW!!!

ARE YOU MAKIN' FUN OF ME???

THE CAMPFIRE STORIES REVIEW!!!

Friday the 13th is synonymous with horror, so it's only appropriate that Scary-Crayon review a scary movie to mark the occasion. In Campfire Stories, an insane forest ranger spins three terrifying yarns. That suck.  (8/13/04)

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August 9, 2004
Red Lobster’s Hidden Treasure Pack!

Red Lobster's Hidden Treasure Pack!

RED LOBSTER HAS RETURNED!!!

That's right -- Red Lobster's back again for more fun book... uh... fun! This time, Scary-Crayon reviews the Red Lobster Hidden Treasure Pack, Vol. 18. So if you don't know how to play "Predator", you will soon.  (8/9/04)

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August 3, 2004
THE PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BURRITO EXPERIMENT!!!

THE PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BURRITO EXPERIMENT!!!

THE PB BANANA BURRITO EXP!!!

For those of you not up on abbreviations, the "exp" above stands for "experiment". The "PB"? PEANUT BUTTER! Scary-Crayon's Peanut Butter Banana Burrito Experiment begins NOW. Ol' Rafiki knows what it's about.  (8/3/04)

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