November 25, 2004
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10!

DPH: HF #10 -- Thanks A Million

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Hope you're counting your blessings, for there's plenty to be thankful for! Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10 gives you another thing to add to your lists. Be thankful you're not Wes.  (11/25/04)

-posted by Wes | 11:42 pm | Comments Off on Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10!
Happy Turkey Day!!!

HAPPY TURKEY DAY, EVERYONE!!! As millions of Americans give thanks by stuffing their faces and making themselves even fucking fatter than they already are, millions more people around the world starve to death with each passing second. Fuck this holiday, man! I want presents.  🙁

-posted by Wes | 4:54 pm | Comments (0)
November 20, 2004
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9!

DPH: HF #9 -- Live Like You Were Dying

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9!

It's that time again! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9, we see how "uplifting" book titles can give rise to strange thoughts in the minds of weary souls. And don't feel too sorry for the Wes. He'll be okay.  (11/20/04)

-posted by Wes | 11:42 pm | Comments Off on Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9!
Someday, people will read again!

I'm really sorry about the lack of substantial content, everyone -- I've been working so bloody much (and trying rather pitifully to participate in National Novel Writing Month) that I haven't had time for anything except the Hot Flash comics. Hopefully you've derived some enjoyment from them. Just wanted to let you know that, eventually, there will be articles again. Soon. I hope. Anyway, until next time, be good to yourselves... and each other.

-posted by Wes | 6:23 pm | Comments (1)
November 15, 2004
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8!

DPH: HF #8 -- You do the math.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8!

It's back to the bookstore yet again Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8! This time, we see how the memory of a pleasant customer encounter can quickly be mired when the facts are given careful consideration.  (11/15/04)

-posted by Wes | 11:41 pm | Comments Off on Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8!
November 12, 2004
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #7!

DPH: HF #7 -- You are not Charlotte Simmons.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #7!

If you're not familiar with Tom Wolfe, we're in the same boat -- I'd never heard squat about the "master chronicler" until the hubbub over his new book began. I don't know if it's any good, but the title sure is stupid.  (11/12/04)

-posted by Wes | 11:40 pm | Comments Off on Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #7!
November 9, 2004
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #6!

DPH: HF #6 -- Training off the clock

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #6!

Off the clock, the word "training" takes on a whole new meaning in the Turtles' subterranean lair. Beware -- bad taste abounds as Master Splinter imparts new teachings in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #6!  (11/9/04)

-posted by Wes | 11:40 pm | Comments Off on Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #6!
November 4, 2004
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #5!

DPH: HF #5 -- Taste the... nevermind.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #5!

The second of Wes's bookstore adventures, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #5 begins with an dull and oddly strenuous night of vacuuming the store... until Wes spots something on the floor! What ever could it be?  (11/4/04)

-posted by Wes | 11:39 pm | Comments Off on Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #5!
November 1, 2004
ELECTION 2004!!!

ELECTION 2004!!!

IT'S TIME FOR ELECTION 2004!!!

In just one day, Americans will head to the polls to participate in ELECTION 2004 -- where, among other things, the battle for the U.S. Presidency will be decided. The top contenders? A monkey and a zombie.  (11/1/04)

-posted by Wes | 7:55 pm | Comments Off on ELECTION 2004!!!
Election 2004!

Fuck, I wasn't sure I'd make it. I mean, damn, one day away. Cutting it kinda close. But it's up! So without further ado, enjoy Scary-Crayon's ELECTION 2004!!!

-posted by Wes | 1:50 am | Comments (0)
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