HAPPY TURKEY DAY, EVERYONE!!! As millions of Americans give thanks by stuffing their faces and making themselves even fucking fatter than they already are, millions more people around the world starve to death with each passing second. Fuck this holiday, man! I want presents.  :(

I'm really sorry about the lack of substantial content, everyone -- I've been working so bloody much (and trying rather pitifully to participate in National Novel Writing Month) that I haven't had time for anything except the Hot Flash comics. Hopefully you've derived some enjoyment from them. Just wanted to let you know that, eventually, there will be articles again. Soon. I hope. Anyway, until next time, be good to yourselves... and each other.

Fuck, I wasn't sure I'd make it. I mean, damn, one day away. Cutting it kinda close. But it's up! So without further ado, enjoy Scary-Crayon's ELECTION 2004!!!