January 30, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17!

DPH: HF #17 -- Jerky.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17, we find Baxter Stockman about to seal the deal with April O'Neil (dig the rhymey goodness!)... but folks who've seen The Fly know why that can never happen. NOT WORK SAFE.  (1/30/05)

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A Crayon Haiku #21!

A Crayon Haiku #21!

A Crayon Haiku #21!

In A Crayon Haiku #21, Scary-Crayon welcomes a new little friend to the fold! Okay, so Ramses has been with us a while, but this is his debut appearance on the site. Hurrah for Ramses! Hurrah for bargains, too.  (1/30/05)

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January 25, 2005
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCARY-CRAYON (Continued)!!!

And joining A Random Lunch #8, up goes the tribute article in the final minutes of January 25! I did say check back later today, didn't I?  😉  See you next time!

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Happy Birthday, Scary-Crayon!!!

Happy Birthday, Scary-Crayon!!!

Happy Birthday, Scary-Crayon!!!

To commemorate Scary-Crayon's first year, we've got a special tribute piece. In addition to fun images, prose, and haikus from readers and pals, learn the "meaning" of the site's name! Hurrah for useless trivia!  (1/25/05)

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The HULK CD review!!!

The HULK CD review!!!

DO THE HULK STOMP, ALRIGHT!!!

Scary-Crayon's first music CD review takes us to a very scary place as we rock out with the Hulk and his friends in Hulk's self-titled album! Listen in awe as Captain America plays the bass for the delight of little children.  (1/25/05)

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A RANDOM LUNCH #8!!!

It STINKS!!!

A RANDOM LUNCH #8!!!

Kain and Wild Boar Alien return to Scary-Crayon with a vengeance in A Random Lunch #8! Unable to escape their destiny, they once again face off against the horrors of cheesy grahams. In comic format, too!  (1/25/05)

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Red Lobster’s Hidden Treasure Pack #1!

Red Lobster's Hidden Treasure Pack #1!

PLAY IT AGAIN, RED LOBSTER!!!

By popular demand, Red Lobster and friends return for one final Scary-Crayon review with the fabulous first issue of the Red Lobster Hidden Treasure Pack. Will we ever see Red again? It's up to you! Details inside.  (1/25/05)

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SCARY-CRAYON!!!

That's right! One year ago on this very day, Scary-Crayon first opened its virtual doors to this great wide 'net and dared to try to entertain the masses with its special brand of wacky humor. To mark the occasion, then, we've got SC's first ever music CD review and one last adventure with Red Lobster. But that's not all, friends -- check back later today for a special tribute article and a brand new Random Lunch!  😀

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January 21, 2005
Last call!

Last call for reader testimonials, photos, and such for Scary-Crayon's first birthday and one year anniversary on January 25! We'd very much appreciate any praises, stories, and encouraging words you'd care to share, so see the posts below for more info and send stuff to us here! THANKS!  😀

See you in four days, minna-san! And bring your party hats and dancing shoes, ok?  😉

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16!

DPH: HF #16 -- BRAiNS at the door!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16!

It's true, it's true -- Bacardi is back, and he's brought a friend! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16, Barrel of Nightmare Before Christmas fame greets our bowwow buddy with a brand new knock-knock joke.  (1/21/05)

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January 18, 2005
The debut of Bacardi Silver!

Hi folks! If you've been reading this column at all, you know that there's only one more week until Scary-Crayon celebrates its one-year birthday and/or anniversary on January 25th! So please send over your testimonials and photos to help us mark the occasion -- whether you've got gushing praises for the site, anecdotes about what you were doing when you first came to SC, weepy and heartfelt poetry about how SC changed your life, thoughts about your favorite SC article and the reasons you like it so much, or especially photos of yourself posing with crayons and/or other related paraphernalia (e.g. action figures), or some other things not mentioned here, we want 'em! Send them here, please. Thanks!  🙂

Also, let's give a warm welcome to Bacardi, who recently joined such beloved pets as Smudge and the late Duncan MacPhish by making his first appearance on the site in "Bacardi in Wonderland"! Sadly, Duncan is gone, but Bacardi will be back for more fun on SC! Watch for him!

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A Crayon Haiku #20!

A Crayon Haiku #20!

A Crayon Haiku #20!

Enter A Crayon Haiku #20, drawn and conceived by Wes during another awful night of work at the bookstore! It's also got an Event Horizon reference, for those of you who find those kinds of things amusing.  (1/18/05)

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January 15, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15!

DPH: HF #15 -- Sounds like a plan.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15, Leonardo faces off against a Tyrannosaurus Rex... but really, what sense does that make? These two should be friends, not foes! Alas, some things are worse than fighting...  (1/15/05)

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January 12, 2005
Crayon Poetry Corner #8!

''Bacardi in Wonderland''

Crayon Poetry Corner #8!

Dog lovers rejoice! Scary-Crayon plays the kawaii card, bringing the loveable Bacardi into the crayon madness in "Bacardi in Wonderland", a rhyme about the little dog's visit to Wes's cluttered room. He'll be back!  (1/12/05)

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January 8, 2005
CHRISTMAS WITH GUMBY, Part 4!

The Christmas with Gumby conclusion!

CHRISTMAS WITH GUMBY, Part 4!

At long last, Scary-Crayon's Christmas with Gumby review comes to a close with this review of "Gumbasia". Join Gumby and Pokey as they search for toys and explore their sexuality. Gumby's parents are here too!  (1/8/05)

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January 3, 2005
A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!

A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!

A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!

As they say, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! But what the hell is so goddamned happy about it? Mummraph and Donacula ask that very same question Scary-Crayon's first feature of 2005 -- A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!  (1/3/05)

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A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!

Hihi in 2005, everybody! Natch, I meant to have A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year up on the first, but things got kinda crazy and I just got it up now. Sorry for the delay, and for not posting the fourth and final part of our Christmas with Gumby review yet! Thanks for your patience, children. And yes, I am feeling better. Thanks for asking!

A Scary-Crayon link button from tOkKa!

Next up, our pal tOkKa at terrible2z.com has created a Triceraton link button for the site! So in addition to the others at the bottom of the sidebar, you can also use this one to link us. Thanks, tOkKa!  😀

And like I said last time, Scary-Crayon's first birthday/anniversary is coming up on the 25th! If you've enjoyed our content over the past year please SHOW US TEH <3 with well-wishes and photos of your sexy selves posing with crayon powaa! And I hope you'll keep rockin' with us in 2005.  😉

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