March 30, 2005
Cereal Noir…

Cereal Noir...

A SOMBER CEREAL NOIR...

Here's an odd short for you. It's a little something I like to call Cereal Noir -- a dirge of sorts about stale Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs, and Peanut Butter Crunch. Stale cereal tastes like dust.  (3/30/05)

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Dark and depressing Cereal Noir.

Hey folks! Hope your March weather has been better than mine -- they say it comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb, but in my neck of the woods I'm thinking that must be one extremely depressed lamb because he's been bawling his eyeballs out and thrashing around like crazy. Poor feller.

So, new piece today -- the dark and slightly depressing Cereal Noir. I'd initially intended to post it on Easter too, but that might've caused some folks to read a little too much into the piece. Anyway, enjoy!

And in other news, I finally got my new personal site/blog finished and open to the public, so feel free to visit me over at WESOTERIC. I talk a lot about SC over there (among other things), but it's not officially affiliated with SC. Or I guess it is affiliated with SC, given that they're both under my direction, but they're two distinct sites. I've replaced the old Blog of Wes graphic with a link to Wesoteric -- I know, it's a little big for the sidebar, but it's all I've got on hand right now. I'll make a smaller one in time.

Anyway, that's all I've got for now. As always, I'll have new content for you every few days or so. And speaking of blogs, an official Scary-Crayon blog is in the works, not to mention SC merch. So stay tuned!

-posted by Wes | 6:06 am | Comments (0)
March 27, 2005
A D.P.H. EASTER HOT FLASH!

A Dusty Plastic HELL EASTER Hot Flash!

A D.P.H. EASTER HOT FLASH!

HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! From Scary-Crayon to you, here's a Dusty Plastic HELL Easter Hot Flash. It's like an Easter card! Roll your cursor over the image to find how the Easter Bunny is celebrating this holiday.  (3/27/05)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!

DPH: HF #35 -- Fear Me

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!

More fun misery at the bookstore. In this episode, Wes comes across another unusually titled book -- Fear Me by Stephen Laws. Read on to find out what happens next in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!  (3/27/05)

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March 25, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34!

DPH: HF #34 -- Damn, I am smooth!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34!

It's back to the bookstore for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34! In this installment, Wes encounters a rather strange and attractively dressed customer. Witness the smoothness that follows! And dig her hat, too.  (3/25/05)

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March 23, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33!

DPH: HF #33 -- Two heads are better than one

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33!

It's time once again for dialogues with Jagun Fighters! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33, the eternally bound dragons Hyouj and Hyou discuss the hypocrisy of human beings. Hey, two heads are better than one!  (3/23/05)

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March 21, 2005
A Crayon Haiku #27!

A Crayon Haiku #27!

A Crayon Haiku #27!

In A Crayon Haiku #27, we welcome Bulma of Dragon Ball fame to Scary-Crayon! Yeah, toys are always popping up on here, but few of them have as special a place in my heart as Bulma. Must be the blue hair...  (3/21/05)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32!

DPH: HF #32 -- Hours only lonely

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32!

And the Scary-Crayon assembly line keeps it rollin' with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32! Same old drawings, brand new text... call it an exercise in interpretation and an exploration of the infinity of meaning. Yes.  (3/21/05)

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March 19, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31!

DPH: HF #31 -- One night I dreamed...

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31!

Scary-Crayon continues its exploration of the depths of the slumbering mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31! This installment relates a dream Wes had not too long ago. It's actually kinda cute if you think about it.  (3/19/05)

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March 17, 2005
Peanut Butter Pesto Okra and Zucchini Pizza!

Peanut Butter Pesto Okra & Zucchini Pizza!

ST. PATRICK'S DAY PIZZA!!!

Yep, today we're gonna tempt your tastebuds with a unique and extra special St. Patrick's Day-inspired dish -- Peanut Butter Pesto Okra & Zucchini Pizza! It may not be pretty, but at least it's green, green, green!  (3/17/05)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30!

DPH: HF #30 -- Krang's Nightmare

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30!

No, it's not the second part of Krang's search for a body, but we do learn what fears lurk in his subconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30! Witness the terrors that torment the sleeping extraterrestrial soul.  (3/17/05)

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March 15, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #29!

DPH: HF #29 -- The Suicidal Vampire #1

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #29!

On the ominous ides of March we witness the debut of an ongoing comic within the Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash series -- The Suicidal Vampire #1! And if it makes you sad, remember: Everything is dust in the wind.  (3/15/05)

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March 14, 2005
A Crayon Haiku #26!

A Crayon Haiku #26!

A Crayon Haiku #26!

Both gross and depressing, A Crayon Haiku #26 features a few photos from Wes's most recent trip to NYC. Strange photos. Unpleasant photos. Photos of poop and snow and stuff. Seriously. View at your own risk.  (3/14/05)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28!

DPH: HF #28 -- Into the Void

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28!

Wes's adventures as a horribly mistreated and underpaid bookstore employee continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28! This time, Wes gets sucked into a vortex and stranded in an alternate dimension. What?  (3/14/05)

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March 11, 2005
A Crayon Haiku #25!

A Crayon Haiku #25!

A Crayon Haiku #25!

That's right -- it's time once again for everyone's favorite three-lined five seven five format! In A Crayon Haiku #25, we take a look at overpriced game rentals. No wonder they can afford to do away with late fees!  (3/11/05)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27!

DPH: HF #27 -- For the kids' amusement

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27, the second episode in our mass-produced Hot Flash template experiment, touches on a topic everyone seems to love -- the kids! Pedophiles like touching on kids too, you know.  (3/11/05)

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March 9, 2005
PS2 Game Review: Constantine

PS2 Game Review: Constantine

PS2 GAME REVIEW: CONSTANTINE

It's been a while since we looked at a video game, and we've never reviewed a PS2 game before, so here goes -- a Scary-Crayon review of Constantine for PS2! Alas, the game's kinda lame. What a bloody surprise.  (3/9/05)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26!

DPH: HF #26 -- Clara, the pregnant vegetable

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26!

So, who's up for some controversy? I dunno what I was thinking when I came up with this one, but here goes -- it's time for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26, starring Clara the pregnant vegetable. Read at your own risk.  (3/9/05)

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