Greetings, crayon fans — hope all’s been well with y’all! In addition to Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26 — possibly the most controversial and/or potentially offensive one we’ve done yet! — we have for you Scary-Crayon’s first PS2 game review, not so affectionately dubbed “Ted’s Bogus PS2 Adventure”. Woo. And as always, I’ve got more wacky content planned for the site that you absolutely do not want to miss (nod your head; of course you don’t), so stay tuned to this crayon channel!  😀

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25, Wes encounters a rather oddly titled book in the store’s self-help section — Please Understand Me. Why do you people keep reading self-help books, anyway? They’re full of crap.  (3/7/05)

A Crayon Haiku #24!

Again with the Japanese text! In A Crayon Haiku #24, we take a closer look at the strange and possibly obscene sticker affixed to the plasic bubble of a recent action figure acquisition. Kono goro hayari no onna no ko…  (3/4/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!

Beware — Hot Flashes have hit the assembly line! Don’t be surprised if future comics look oddly familiar, since this is the first of comics that fit a particular template. That said, on with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!  (3/4/05)

Crayon Poetry Corner #9!

Have you ever seen a beautiful stranger whose picture you wanted to take, the way you’d photograph a landscape or a monument? In “the desolate photographer’s plea”, we see how one might request such a shoot.  (3/1/05)