Last time, another Scary-Crayon feature debuted as we brought you the very first Crayon Song Parody. Today, we continue that trend of firsts by offering fiction! Yes, fiction -- a short story by Wes entitled "Two Minutes on the Metro". Do send an e-mail and let us know what you think, okay?

What ever will Scary-Crayon come up with next? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!  :D

Greetings, crayon fans! Today we bring you yet another video game review -- this time of Mary-Kate & Ashley's Dance Party of the Century. If you've ever wanted to shake your groove thang with the Olsen twins, now you know the game to own.

Also, the Links section below has been updated with the additions of Alligator Juice and Culture Freak. They're both relevant sites with a lot of interesting content, so be sure to give them a read when you're not hanging with us at Scary-Crayon.  ;)

Howdy! Sorry about the apparent lack of updates this past week, but I assure you I've been hard at work on the site. I mean sure, it looks the same, but I've actually redone the main and archive pages in CSS, with a bit of PHP thrown in for good measure! I'm pretty sure everything's working alright with the new code and whatnot, but do drop a line if you notice anything out of the ordinary. And now that I'm finished with these behind the scenes updates, content should resume its normal flow before too long! And look, here's A Crayon Haiku #28! Mmm, mmm... good?

So April Fool's Day has come and gone -- hope you enjoyed Scary-Crayon's gag layout. (For the folks that missed it, check it out here!) But enough of this foolishness -- today it's back to business as usual with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #36! Enjoy, and we'll see y'all next time.  :)

I fucking hate that bitch.  :P