April 29, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39!

DPH: HF #39 -- Truer words...

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39!

The final run of bookstore comics marches along with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39! Here, Wes checks out a rather, er, corpulent customer. Not a big deal, but maybe she should've gotten a fitness book instead!  (4/29/05)

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April 27, 2005
A Day With Barney…

A Day With Barney...

SPEND A DAY WITH BARNEY!!!

In this latest book review and commentary, Scary-Crayon cracks open A Day With Barney and observes the lifestyle of that purple bastard from sunup to sundown. So if you aren't shakin', there's something very wrong...  (4/27/05)

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April 25, 2005
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38!

DPH: HF #38 -- Guy's got a point.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38!

So Wes isn't working at the bookstore anymore, but he's still got a whole slew of booksellin' life comics that have yet to be posted! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38, Wes meets a customer with... a good point.  (4/25/05)

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April 23, 2005
Two Minutes on the Metro

''Two Minutes on the Metro''

IT'S TIME FOR A SHORT STORY!

Yeah, in our mad quest to extend Scary-Crayon's reach to the stars above, we'll be posting short stories from time to time. Here's the first -- a quick old piece by Wes entitled "Two Minutes on the Metro". Enjoy!  (4/23/05)

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Scary-Crayon: Now with short fiction!

Last time, another Scary-Crayon feature debuted as we brought you the very first Crayon Song Parody. Today, we continue that trend of firsts by offering fiction! Yes, fiction -- a short story by Wes entitled "Two Minutes on the Metro". Do send an e-mail and let us know what you think, okay?

What ever will Scary-Crayon come up with next? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT!  😀

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April 21, 2005
Crayon Song Parody #1

Crayon Song Parody #1

CRAYON SONG PARODY # 1!

Yep, here's another ongoing Scary-Crayon featurette. In this first installment, Wes not only rewrites the lyrics to a classic song, but then proceeds to sing said song. The horror! But everyone likes free mp3s, right?  (4/21/05)

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April 19, 2005
Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Dance Party of the Century!

Mary-Kate & Ashley's Dance Party of the Century!

HI-HI MARY-KATE & ASHLEY, GO!

In this latest Scary-Crayon PC game review, we delve into the funky pre-Y2K insanity of Mary-Kate & Ashley's Dance Party of the Century. Don't know how to dance? Mary-Kate and Ashley will show you the way!  (4/19/05)

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Dancing with the Olsen Twins!

Greetings, crayon fans! Today we bring you yet another video game review -- this time of Mary-Kate & Ashley's Dance Party of the Century. If you've ever wanted to shake your groove thang with the Olsen twins, now you know the game to own.

Also, the Links section below has been updated with the additions of Alligator Juice and Culture Freak. They're both relevant sites with a lot of interesting content, so be sure to give them a read when you're not hanging with us at Scary-Crayon.  😉

-posted by Wes | 7:19 am | Comments (4)
April 15, 2005
On Bullshit

On Bullshit

HURRAH! MORE BULLSHIT.

In this book review, Scary-Crayon undertakes to discuss Harry G. Frankfurt's best-selling attempt to define the word "bullshit", appropriately titled "On Bullshit". Alas, the book falls into the category of bullshit as well.  (4/15/05)

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Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37!

DPH: HF #37 -- If vampires have no breath...???

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37!

We know you've been holding your breath in anticipation, but Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37 is HERE! This installment offers up inquisitive times with Ravager and that vampire with soul, Angel! Not Spike.  (4/15/05)

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April 11, 2005
THAI STYLE CHICKEN… IN A BUN!!!

Thai Style Chicken ...in a bun!

THAI STYLE CHICKEN... IN A BUN!!!

Yes, it's time once again for "authentic ethnic cuisine in a bun!" This time, Scary-Crayon returns to the dollar store freezer to sample the Forkless Gourmet's Chicken with Thai Style Peanut Sauce Bun Meal. Dig in!  (4/11/05)

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April 8, 2005
Stephen King’s SLEEPWALKERS!!!

Stephen King's Sleepwalkers, reviewed!

Stephen King's SLEEPWALKERS!!!

In this latest film review, Scary-Crayon takes a look at Stephen King's Sleepwalkers, a movie about incestuous shapeshifting cat people that feast on the souls of virgin girls. The chaste lasses never get a break.  🙁  (4/8/05)

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April 7, 2005
A Crayon Haiku #28!

A Crayon Haiku #28!

A Crayon Haiku #28!

You know how folks criticize others who supposedly can't cook by saying that those people burn toast? Well, as we see in A Crayon Haiku #28, Wes somehow managed to burn cereal. Dine at his table at your own risk.  (4/7/05)

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Invisible CSS updates!

Howdy! Sorry about the apparent lack of updates this past week, but I assure you I've been hard at work on the site. I mean sure, it looks the same, but I've actually redone the main and archive pages in CSS, with a bit of PHP thrown in for good measure! I'm pretty sure everything's working alright with the new code and whatnot, but do drop a line if you notice anything out of the ordinary. And now that I'm finished with these behind the scenes updates, content should resume its normal flow before too long! And look, here's A Crayon Haiku #28! Mmm, mmm... good?

-posted by Wes | 5:23 pm | Comments (0)
April 2, 2005
April Fool’s Day, DPH: Hot Flash #36

So April Fool's Day has come and gone -- hope you enjoyed Scary-Crayon's gag layout. (For the folks that missed it, check it out here!) But enough of this foolishness -- today it's back to business as usual with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #36! Enjoy, and we'll see y'all next time.  🙂

-posted by Wes | 12:00 pm | Comments (0)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #36!

DPH: HF #36 -- The Suicidal Nosferatu #2

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #36!

It's time once again for another session with that manic depressive undead dude known only as the Suicidal Nosferatu! In this second installment, the poor fellow talks about a new taste sensation he recently tried.  (4/2/05)

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April 1, 2005
APRIL FOOL!

I fucking hate that bitch.  😛

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