And now, Scary-Crayon presents...





by: Wes

Issue #1: The saga begins...



"NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Offscreen]: Hey, pal. Wake up.

Godzilla: HUH?

Tokka: Hey.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: ...

Godzilla: GAMERA!!!! COULD IT BE??? IS IT REALLY YOU???

Tokka: You'd be surprised how often I get that, but no. My name's Tokka.

Godzilla: AH.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: WHAT'S HIS PROBLEM?

Tokka: Oh, that's Psyduck. He's kinda retarded.

Godzilla: AH.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: SO, WHERE AM I?

Tokka: Three guesses.

Godzilla: TOKYO?

Tokka: Nope. Why would you be in Tokyo?

Godzilla: I'M GODZILLA.

Tokka: Sure you are, pal.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: I HATE GUESSING GAMES.

Tokka: Fine -- you're in Hell.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: THIS ISN'T HELL.

Tokka: Sure it is. See the flames?

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: WHY AREN'T THERE ANY FLAMES WHEN I AM IN THE PICTURE?

Tokka: I don't think the amateur blue screen technique works too well with your skin tone. Sorry.

Godzilla: WELL, YOU DID SAY THIS IS HELL.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Tokka: So, what's the last thing you remember from life?

Godzilla: I DON'T WANT TO SAY.

Tokka: C'mon.

Godzilla: I MADE FRIENDS WITH MATTHEW BRODERICK.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Tokka: That's pretty bad, but at least you didn't get all gassy and pass out during a Vanilla Ice concert.

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: SPEAKING OF CONCERTS, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR FUN AROUND HERE? THIS IS HELL, RIGHT? THERE MUST BE A RAVE SOMEWHERE. AND ISN'T MADONNA DAHMER TOURING?

Tokka: Well, there's a reading tonight.

Godzilla: REALLY? WHAT BOOK?

Psyduck: Psy-yi-yi!

Godzilla: I WISH I HAD SOME ORANGE SAUCE. :(

-- Wes --