And now, Scary-Crayon presents...
by: Wes
DPH: HF #18 -- A pseudo-philosophical dialogue.
Question. Doesn't calcium help to strengthen one's bones and teeth?
Yes, I believe it does.
And doesn't milk already have calcium in it?
Indeed! But apparently so does this cereal.
Quite true, but here's the rub -- doesn't one eat cereal with milk?
I don't see what you're getting at.
Well, wouldn't eating this cereal with milk nearly double one's calcium intake?
Something like that...
And doesn't calcium strengthen one's bones and teeth?
Yes; we've already been over that.
Then wouldn't eating this cereal with milk stand to make one's bones and teeth even stronger?
I suppose it would.
Then what happens when they get so strong that they no longer require one's body to support them?
...I hate pseudo-philosophical dialogues.
-- Wes --
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