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Once again, Scary-Crayon deigns to address the world of Harry Potter! However, despite the title of Harry Potter and Philosophy, Rowling’s young wizard plays little more than a supporting role in this particular book. (12/7/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #65!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #65 sees that delectable news reporter research assistant, April O’Neil, waking up in a strange place. How did she get there? What is going on?!? Read on to discover the shocking truth! (12/2/05)
The Experimental OYSTER LOAF 2!
Once, long ago, Wes learned of the mythical oyster loaf — a legendarily delicious Hooters menu item. Alas, the dish doesn’t exist, but that hasn’t kept us from trying to create it! BEHOLD! The Experimental Oyster Loaf 2. (12/1/05)
Best known for his role in The Karate Kid, Pat Morita was in like ten billion movies before passing away on Nov. 24, 2005. In this Hot Flash tribute, Scary-Crayon remembers the beloved actor. Rest in peace, Miyagi-san. (12/1/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64!
And they just keep on coming! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64, we touch on the recent release of the Xbox 360 and the lengths to which some individuals were willing to go to attain one. Make that two! It’s nuts. (11/28/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63!
The Week of Hot Flashes comes to a close with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63. Individual spam e-mails can be revolting, but sometimes reading them back to back amplifies their disgust level tenfold. (11/25/05)
And now, it’s time for a special Thanksgiving edition of Crayon Poetry Corner! Today’s poem is appropriately titled “A Thanksgiving Poem”. There’s also a mp3 download of the poem being read aloud! YAY! (11/24/05)
Yeah, as if there haven’t been enough Hot Flashes from the Dusty Plastic HELL this holiday week, here’s an extra Thanksgiving Hot Flash for you! Once again, it’s based on spam. Scary-Crayon gets way too much spam. (11/24/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #62!
Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Scary-Crayon’s holiday week of spamtastic comics continues with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #62. I am totally running out of things to write in these little blurbs. But look, it’s turkey! (11/24/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #61!
More? More! More Hot Flashes! I guess there are lots of plumbing mishaps in the winter and whatnot, but that’s not what sprang to mind for Wes in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #61. Spam really looks out for you. (11/23/05)
What’s this? Kain and Wild Boar Alien are back for more cheesy graham madness in A Random Lunch #9! When will the insanity end?! If Kain had his way, that question would be answered as such: “IMMEDIATELY!” (11/22/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #60!
And Scary-Crayon’s Week of Hot Flashes continues with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #60! What the hell was this piece of spam going on about? Your guess is as good as mine. Also, I really do like dinosaurs. (11/22/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59!
That’s right, boys and girls — as a special Scary-Crayon Thanksgiving treat, it’s The Week of Hot Flashes! Join us as the daily spam-based strangeness kicks off with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59. Yessir. (11/21/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58!
The weird and objectionably captioned comics continue on Scary-Crayon with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58! Watch as Carnage escapes from Ravencroft singing, “I’m gonna get me some tonight!” He’s crazy. (11/18/05)
Apparently there’s a whole subgenre of clean comedy for the Christian crowd — and Wes recently attended a show! Read on as we sorta review it and attempt to answer this question: What is clean Christian comedy? (11/16/05)
Video gaming’s, that is, and we’re talking characters, not games. Join Scary-Crayon and a handful of other “humor” sites as we present our choices for The 5 Worst Fighting Game Characters! Todo totally sucked. (11/14/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57!
Not to be confused with the similarly titled article in the Misc. section, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57 asks, “Where’s April…???” But if you want to learn where Miss O’Neil has gone, you’ll have to read on! (11/11/05)
After a lengthy absence, unorthodox midday meals return to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #10! I’m not really sure we can call this a meal, but it is random. And it was consumed around lunchtime. So there. (11/9/05)
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