Bits & Pieces

DPH: HF #10 -- Thanks A Million

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Hope you're counting your blessings, for there's plenty to be thankful for! Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10 gives you another thing to add to your lists. Be thankful you're not Wes.  (11/25/04)

DPH: HF #9 -- Live Like You Were Dying

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9!

It's that time again! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9, we see how "uplifting" book titles can give rise to strange thoughts in the minds of weary souls. And don't feel too sorry for the Wes. He'll be okay.  (11/20/04)

DPH: HF #8 -- You do the math.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8!

It's back to the bookstore yet again Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8! This time, we see how the memory of a pleasant customer encounter can quickly be mired when the facts are given careful consideration.  (11/15/04)

DPH: HF #7 -- You are not Charlotte Simmons.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #7!

If you're not familiar with Tom Wolfe, we're in the same boat -- I'd never heard squat about the "master chronicler" until the hubbub over his new book began. I don't know if it's any good, but the title sure is stupid.  (11/12/04)

DPH: HF #6 -- Training off the clock

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #6!

Off the clock, the word "training" takes on a whole new meaning in the Turtles' subterranean lair. Beware -- bad taste abounds as Master Splinter imparts new teachings in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #6!  (11/9/04)

DPH: HF #5 -- Taste the... nevermind.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #5!

The second of Wes's bookstore adventures, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #5 begins with an dull and oddly strenuous night of vacuuming the store... until Wes spots something on the floor! What ever could it be?  (11/4/04)

DPH: HF #4 -- Skeletor's Lament

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #4!

If even a Yale degree is worthless in today's wretched job market, what hope is there for a failed supervillain? But wait! Perhaps Leviathan's minions have an opening...? Enter Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #4!  (10/29/04)

Welcome to the bookstore.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #3!

Join Wes at work in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #3! We sell lots of dirty magazines at the bookstore, but we find almost as many removed from their plastic and hidden in unlikely places about the store. Rah.  (10/19/04)

R.I.P. Rodney Dangerfield

In Memoriam, a DPH Hot Flash.

On October 5, 2004, one of the funniest men who ever lived passed away. Join Scary-Crayon as we salute the comic legend Rodney Dangerfield with this special edition of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash.  (10/8/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #2!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #2!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #2, we find that at least one of the Turtles enjoys eating something other than pizza. Well! This "Hot Flash" segment name is turning out to be more appropriate than we'd intended.  (10/4/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #1!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #1!

Enter Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #1, the first edition of Scary-Crayon's new webcomic-style featurette. In this first installment, we take a look at a magazine cover mockup based on an upcoming film...  (9/29/04)

Krang's quest for a body!

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #4!!!

KRANG RETURNS in Dusty Plastic HELL #4! As we saw previously, the bodiless life just ain't what it used to be... so Krang sets out to reclaim what was taken from him so long ago. How will he fare? Find out inside!  (7/20/04)

Donatello asks questions...

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #3!!!

In Dusty Plastic HELL #3, Donatello takes it upon himself to discover the reasons behind the deformities of some of his fellow toys. Their answers, however, aren't quite what he expected to hear...  (3/26/04)

Starring Hordak!

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #2!!!

Yep, THE TOYS ARE BACK in Dusty Plastic HELL #2! This time we visit with some of the less fortunate members of the SC toy family. Come inside, dear reader, and hearken to their tales of woe...  (2/17/04)

''Psy-yi-yi!''

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #1!!!

Scary-Crayon welcomes you to the debut of another regular (we hope) feature, Dusty Plastic HELL! In this first installment, Godzilla finds himself somewhere... hot. Also starring Tokka and Psyduck!  (2/1/04)

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