Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #96!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #96, a young Donatello asks Sec about his views regarding a particular February observance! But why should a Dalek care about Black History Month? As if you don't already know!  (2/26/07)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #95!

Hurrah for toy comics! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #95, Raph and Don find themselves with a hankering for pizza. Will their cravings be satisfied, or will something go horribly wrong? Read on to find out!  (1/25/07)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #94!

It snowed today. Yet in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #94, we see that that doesn't matter to some people! Join us as we commend those who refuse to alter their dress because of the cold winter weather.  (1/25/07)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #93!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #93, Raphael returns to avenge his previous defeat at the hands of the Shredder! But there's something different about him this time... what ever could it be? Read the comic to find out!  (1/20/07)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92 is more of a test run and intermission -- just something to say that we haven't forgotten about Krang's unfinished quest from '04. Expect new techniques when we get around to it!  (1/10/07)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91!

Imagine a snack aisle with Rachel Ray staring at you from almost every box with her beady eyes and Smylex-induced grin. Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91 reveals that her recipes aren't as great as she'd like to think.  (12/19/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #90!

The Jagun Fighters return! Their simplicity makes them ideal for Hot Flashes, see. Anyway, in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #90, Yamaru and, um, uh... Leech discuss the Hostess truck. The slogan is real, by the way.  (12/11/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #89!

The title's kinda redundant, but who cares! Scary-Crayon brings you more psuedo Halloween-themed goodness with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #89, which features more ghosts. DINOSAUR ghosts. RAWR.  (10/16/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #88!

Lots of things are scary, but creepy little girls with too much hair do not belong to that class. Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #88, then, is basically our way of saying WE DID NOT LIKE The Ring. But with goofy art!  (10/16/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #87!

So now they've got these new cell phone plans that give you free anytime minutes to your five favorite people. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #87, we observe a scene involving just such a plan! With ghosts.  (10/5/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #86!

Don't think too hard about Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #86 -- there's nothing deep happening here. But isn't it interesting what you can see and overhear in public? A ninja is always aware of his/her surroundings.  (9/19/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #85!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #85! is terrible, but don't you dare pretend that you've never wondered if it would be possible! Especially if you're familiar with the Teen Titans comics. The Changeling is a freaky freak.  (8/19/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #84!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #84 is intended to be more of a commentary on nerd identity and behavior in general, but I focused the dialogue on Superman because of the recent release of his latest film. Yes yes yes.  (7/12/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83!

I don't know about you, but "conversations" like the one depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83 fucking make my head hurt. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THESE KINDS OF STORIES??? I hate my life.  (6/27/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82!

And Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82 marks the first appearance of DALEKS on Scary-Crayon. Don't you wish you lived in a stylish hydrant thingy with shiny balls and lasers and outdated speech software? I do.  (6/11/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81!

The evil Shredder welcomes the opportunity to crush his enemies in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81, but does he possess the necessary equipment for dispatching his reptilian foes? His buddy Hun isn't too sure...  (5/8/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80!

After catching Silent Hill the other night, I had the pleasure of chatting with one of its most impressive stars: Pyramid Head. Check out our brief interview with this fashionable monster in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80!  (4/27/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79!

Yeah, I'm still upset about the modifications they made to Juggernaut for X3 -- and in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79, you can see why. Vinnie Jones may look like a lot of things in that getup, but he's no Cain Marko.  (3/23/06)