Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78!

It's time for more knock-knockin' humor with one of our favorite fathers in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78! Join Master Splinter atop a New York City rooftop as he once again shows us what a funny guy he is.  (2/21/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76, the Street Fighters return to Scary-Crayon to spread their code for the benefit of all within earshot! Will Ken finally understand? Maybe a knock-knock joke will get the point across!  (2/16/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77!

More out-of-order Hot Flashes, because we can do that. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77, we revisit the subject of Brokeback Mountain with a new interpretation involving a budding love between two superheroes.  (2/10/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #75!

I don't know what's more shocking -- the fact that this film actually came out of Hollywood or the fact that it's actually garnering rave reviews and winning awards. IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT FREAKIN' GAY COWBOYS! Unreal.  (2/6/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #74!

On the site's second birthday, Jax honors us with the guest comic that is Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #74! Because sometimes holidays at Scary-Crayon also bring illness and, well... very gross developments.  (1/25/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #73!

One of the few things most people have in common is having had a friend who would screw almost anything that moves. As such, maybe you can relate to the flashback depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #73!  (1/23/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #72!

Surely you've seen the recent Pop Tart ads featuring giant, living pastries and their failed attempts to avoid being eaten. These are the saddest commercials ever. But not so in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #72!  (1/18/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70!

Backtracking a bit, Scary-Crayon returns once again to the twisted world of TMNT screencap comics in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70. And look, it's the Nanobot! Read on to find out why our robotic pal is so happy.  (1/9/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71!

And because we like to touch on current events every now and then, Scary-Crayon addresses the recent Virginia mining controversy in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71. Looks like Virginians can't take a joke!  (1/5/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69!

So despite apparently being a bloated beast of a film, King Kong still tops the box office charts -- making Kong himself bolder than ever. Watch his rampage continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69!  (12/30/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68!

KING KONG! Following the release of Jackson's epic Kong remake comes Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68, which features the big guy and his main squeeze, Ann Darrow. Did I just make a funny? I think so!  (12/19/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #67!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #67, Oroku Saki makes his triumphant return -- and this time, he's sporting some cool new accessories! Where'd he get them? Leonardo sure wants to know! You know you do too.  (12/12/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #66!

And now it's time for more spam-based zaniness with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #66! Here, we see that not every spam message provoke strange mental images -- some just inspire snide commentary!  (12/8/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #65!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #65 sees that delectable news reporter research assistant, April O'Neil, waking up in a strange place. How did she get there? What is going on?!? Read on to discover the shocking truth!  (12/2/05)

In Memoriam, A DPH Hot Flash.

Best known for his role in The Karate Kid, Pat Morita was in like ten billion movies before passing away on Nov. 24, 2005. In this Hot Flash tribute, Scary-Crayon remembers the beloved actor. Rest in peace, Miyagi-san.  (12/1/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64!

And they just keep on coming! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64, we touch on the recent release of the Xbox 360 and the lengths to which some individuals were willing to go to attain one. Make that two! It's nuts.  (11/28/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63!

The Week of Hot Flashes comes to a close with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63. Individual spam e-mails can be revolting, but sometimes reading them back to back amplifies their disgust level tenfold.  (11/25/05)

A THANKSGIVING Hot Flash!

Yeah, as if there haven't been enough Hot Flashes from the Dusty Plastic HELL this holiday week, here's an extra Thanksgiving Hot Flash for you! Once again, it's based on spam. Scary-Crayon gets way too much spam.  (11/24/05)