Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83!

I don't know about you, but "conversations" like the one depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83 fucking make my head hurt. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THESE KINDS OF STORIES??? I hate my life.  (6/27/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82!

And Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82 marks the first appearance of DALEKS on Scary-Crayon. Don't you wish you lived in a stylish hydrant thingy with shiny balls and lasers and outdated speech software? I do.  (6/11/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81!

The evil Shredder welcomes the opportunity to crush his enemies in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81, but does he possess the necessary equipment for dispatching his reptilian foes? His buddy Hun isn't too sure...  (5/8/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80!

After catching Silent Hill the other night, I had the pleasure of chatting with one of its most impressive stars: Pyramid Head. Check out our brief interview with this fashionable monster in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80!  (4/27/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79!

Yeah, I'm still upset about the modifications they made to Juggernaut for X3 -- and in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79, you can see why. Vinnie Jones may look like a lot of things in that getup, but he's no Cain Marko.  (3/23/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78!

It's time for more knock-knockin' humor with one of our favorite fathers in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78! Join Master Splinter atop a New York City rooftop as he once again shows us what a funny guy he is.  (2/21/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76, the Street Fighters return to Scary-Crayon to spread their code for the benefit of all within earshot! Will Ken finally understand? Maybe a knock-knock joke will get the point across!  (2/16/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77!

More out-of-order Hot Flashes, because we can do that. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77, we revisit the subject of Brokeback Mountain with a new interpretation involving a budding love between two superheroes.  (2/10/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #75!

I don't know what's more shocking -- the fact that this film actually came out of Hollywood or the fact that it's actually garnering rave reviews and winning awards. IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT FREAKIN' GAY COWBOYS! Unreal.  (2/6/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #74!

On the site's second birthday, Jax honors us with the guest comic that is Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #74! Because sometimes holidays at Scary-Crayon also bring illness and, well... very gross developments.  (1/25/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #73!

One of the few things most people have in common is having had a friend who would screw almost anything that moves. As such, maybe you can relate to the flashback depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #73!  (1/23/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #72!

Surely you've seen the recent Pop Tart ads featuring giant, living pastries and their failed attempts to avoid being eaten. These are the saddest commercials ever. But not so in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #72!  (1/18/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70!

Backtracking a bit, Scary-Crayon returns once again to the twisted world of TMNT screencap comics in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70. And look, it's the Nanobot! Read on to find out why our robotic pal is so happy.  (1/9/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71!

And because we like to touch on current events every now and then, Scary-Crayon addresses the recent Virginia mining controversy in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71. Looks like Virginians can't take a joke!  (1/5/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69!

So despite apparently being a bloated beast of a film, King Kong still tops the box office charts -- making Kong himself bolder than ever. Watch his rampage continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69!  (12/30/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68!

KING KONG! Following the release of Jackson's epic Kong remake comes Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68, which features the big guy and his main squeeze, Ann Darrow. Did I just make a funny? I think so!  (12/19/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #67!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #67, Oroku Saki makes his triumphant return -- and this time, he's sporting some cool new accessories! Where'd he get them? Leonardo sure wants to know! You know you do too.  (12/12/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #66!

And now it's time for more spam-based zaniness with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #66! Here, we see that not every spam message provoke strange mental images -- some just inspire snide commentary!  (12/8/05)