Bits & Pieces

'''Coming soon to a theme park near you...!''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #92 is more of a test run and intermission -- just something to say that we haven't forgotten about Krang's unfinished quest from '04. Expect new techniques when we get around to it!  (1/10/07)

'''Serves 12' is not a punchline.''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91!

Imagine a snack aisle with Rachel Ray staring at you from almost every box with her beady eyes and Smylex-induced grin. Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #91 reveals that her recipes aren't as great as she'd like to think.  (12/19/06)

''They go together!''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #90!

The Jagun Fighters return! Their simplicity makes them ideal for Hot Flashes, see. Anyway, in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #90, Yamaru and, um, uh... Leech discuss the Hostess truck. The slogan is real, by the way.  (12/11/06)

''PREHISTORIC GHOSTS FROM THE PAST''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #89!

The title's kinda redundant, but who cares! Scary-Crayon brings you more psuedo Halloween-themed goodness with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #89, which features more ghosts. DINOSAUR ghosts. RAWR.  (10/16/06)

''Creepy little girls with too much hair are not scary.''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #88!

Lots of things are scary, but creepy little girls with too much hair do not belong to that class. Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #88, then, is basically our way of saying WE DID NOT LIKE The Ring. But with goofy art!  (10/16/06)

''Ghosts With Cell Phones''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #87!

So now they've got these new cell phone plans that give you free anytime minutes to your five favorite people. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #87, we observe a scene involving just such a plan! With ghosts.  (10/5/06)

''I like it too''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #86!

Don't think too hard about Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #86 -- there's nothing deep happening here. But isn't it interesting what you can see and overhear in public? A ninja is always aware of his/her surroundings.  (9/19/06)

''A Special News Report!''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #85!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #85! is terrible, but don't you dare pretend that you've never wondered if it would be possible! Especially if you're familiar with the Teen Titans comics. The Changeling is a freaky freak.  (8/19/06)

''All About Superman Yes Yes Yes.''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #84!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #84 is intended to be more of a commentary on nerd identity and behavior in general, but I focused the dialogue on Superman because of the recent release of his latest film. Yes yes yes.  (7/12/06)

''Her body was bangin'.''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83!

I don't know about you, but "conversations" like the one depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #83 fucking make my head hurt. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF THESE KINDS OF STORIES??? I hate my life.  (6/27/06)

EXTERMINATE!!!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82!

And Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #82 marks the first appearance of DALEKS on Scary-Crayon. Don't you wish you lived in a stylish hydrant thingy with shiny balls and lasers and outdated speech software? I do.  (6/11/06)

''Subtitles in the House''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81!

The evil Shredder welcomes the opportunity to crush his enemies in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #81, but does he possess the necessary equipment for dispatching his reptilian foes? His buddy Hun isn't too sure...  (5/8/06)

''An interview with Pyramid Head.''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80!

After catching Silent Hill the other night, I had the pleasure of chatting with one of its most impressive stars: Pyramid Head. Check out our brief interview with this fashionable monster in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #80!  (4/27/06)

''He's THE JUGGERNAUT... bitch?''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79!

Yeah, I'm still upset about the modifications they made to Juggernaut for X3 -- and in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #79, you can see why. Vinnie Jones may look like a lot of things in that getup, but he's no Cain Marko.  (3/23/06)

''Splinter's a funny guy.''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78!

It's time for more knock-knockin' humor with one of our favorite fathers in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #78! Join Master Splinter atop a New York City rooftop as he once again shows us what a funny guy he is.  (2/21/06)

''The Street Fighter Code''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #76, the Street Fighters return to Scary-Crayon to spread their code for the benefit of all within earshot! Will Ken finally understand? Maybe a knock-knock joke will get the point across!  (2/16/06)

''BROKEBACK MARVEL''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77!

More out-of-order Hot Flashes, because we can do that. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #77, we revisit the subject of Brokeback Mountain with a new interpretation involving a budding love between two superheroes.  (2/10/06)

''Brokeback Mountain''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #75!

I don't know what's more shocking -- the fact that this film actually came out of Hollywood or the fact that it's actually garnering rave reviews and winning awards. IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT FREAKIN' GAY COWBOYS! Unreal.  (2/6/06)

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