Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #65!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #65 sees that delectable news reporter research assistant, April O'Neil, waking up in a strange place. How did she get there? What is going on?!? Read on to discover the shocking truth!  (12/2/05)

In Memoriam, A DPH Hot Flash.

Best known for his role in The Karate Kid, Pat Morita was in like ten billion movies before passing away on Nov. 24, 2005. In this Hot Flash tribute, Scary-Crayon remembers the beloved actor. Rest in peace, Miyagi-san.  (12/1/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64!

And they just keep on coming! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64, we touch on the recent release of the Xbox 360 and the lengths to which some individuals were willing to go to attain one. Make that two! It's nuts.  (11/28/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63!

The Week of Hot Flashes comes to a close with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63. Individual spam e-mails can be revolting, but sometimes reading them back to back amplifies their disgust level tenfold.  (11/25/05)

A THANKSGIVING Hot Flash!

Yeah, as if there haven't been enough Hot Flashes from the Dusty Plastic HELL this holiday week, here's an extra Thanksgiving Hot Flash for you! Once again, it's based on spam. Scary-Crayon gets way too much spam.  (11/24/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #62!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Scary-Crayon's holiday week of spamtastic comics continues with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #62. I am totally running out of things to write in these little blurbs. But look, it's turkey!  (11/24/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #61!

More? More! More Hot Flashes! I guess there are lots of plumbing mishaps in the winter and whatnot, but that's not what sprang to mind for Wes in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #61. Spam really looks out for you.  (11/23/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #60!

And Scary-Crayon's Week of Hot Flashes continues with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #60! What the hell was this piece of spam going on about? Your guess is as good as mine. Also, I really do like dinosaurs.  (11/22/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59!

That's right, boys and girls -- as a special Scary-Crayon Thanksgiving treat, it's The Week of Hot Flashes! Join us as the daily spam-based strangeness kicks off with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59. Yessir.  (11/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58!

The weird and objectionably captioned comics continue on Scary-Crayon with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58! Watch as Carnage escapes from Ravencroft singing, "I'm gonna get me some tonight!" He's crazy.  (11/18/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57!

Not to be confused with the similarly titled article in the Misc. section, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57 asks, "Where's April...???" But if you want to learn where Miss O'Neil has gone, you'll have to read on!  (11/11/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #56!

I've gotten more than a few strange spam e-mails in my day, but none quite so odd as the message that inspired Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #56. I mean, the subject line alone is just... well, see for yourself.  (11/6/05)

THE DPH HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!

Prepare yourselves, 'cause the claymation kid is back -- and this time he's ready for a Halloween adventure! Hop on board the fright train with Gumby and Scary-Crayon for Dusty Plastic HELL: The Halloween Special!!!  (10/29/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #55!

Prehistoric gods rule the earth once more as the Primal Rage combatants return to Scary-Crayon in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #55! But instead of battling the Turtles, this time they encounter... the living dead.  (10/25/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #52!

And all is right with the world as Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #52 finally makes its perverted appearance! On the other hand, maybe this comic is decisive proof that all is not right with the world. You be the judge...  (10/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #54!

Place your bets, kids, 'cause it's Raphael versus The Yeti in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #54! And why the hell is Raph battling a yeti, you ask? Probably the same reason Leo's facing off against a freaking T-Rex.  (10/18/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #53!

Hey, it's Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #53! And shouldn't we be on #52? Yes! But sometimes we like to post out of order. Anyway, perhaps you've heard about the snake that ate the alligator! This is the prologue.  (10/11/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #51!

And we're kicking off October with a new Hot Flash from the Dusty Plastic HELL! In this comic, we check out the forgotten SNES game Tuff E Nuff for a look at desperation moves in the apocalyptic distant future.  (10/4/05)