Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #74!

On the site’s second birthday, Jax honors us with the guest comic that is Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #74! Because sometimes holidays at Scary-Crayon also bring illness and, well… very gross developments.  (1/25/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #73!

One of the few things most people have in common is having had a friend who would screw almost anything that moves. As such, maybe you can relate to the flashback depicted in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #73!  (1/23/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #72!

Surely you’ve seen the recent Pop Tart ads featuring giant, living pastries and their failed attempts to avoid being eaten. These are the saddest commercials ever. But not so in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #72!  (1/18/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70!

Backtracking a bit, Scary-Crayon returns once again to the twisted world of TMNT screencap comics in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #70. And look, it’s the Nanobot! Read on to find out why our robotic pal is so happy.  (1/9/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71!

And because we like to touch on current events every now and then, Scary-Crayon addresses the recent Virginia mining controversy in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #71. Looks like Virginians can’t take a joke!  (1/5/06)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69!

So despite apparently being a bloated beast of a film, King Kong still tops the box office charts — making Kong himself bolder than ever. Watch his rampage continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #69!  (12/30/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68!

KING KONG! Following the release of Jackson’s epic Kong remake comes Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #68, which features the big guy and his main squeeze, Ann Darrow. Did I just make a funny? I think so!  (12/19/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #67!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #67, Oroku Saki makes his triumphant return — and this time, he’s sporting some cool new accessories! Where’d he get them? Leonardo sure wants to know! You know you do too.  (12/12/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #66!

And now it’s time for more spam-based zaniness with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #66! Here, we see that not every spam message provoke strange mental images — some just inspire snide commentary!  (12/8/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #65!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #65 sees that delectable news reporter research assistant, April O’Neil, waking up in a strange place. How did she get there? What is going on?!? Read on to discover the shocking truth!  (12/2/05)

In Memoriam, A DPH Hot Flash.

Best known for his role in The Karate Kid, Pat Morita was in like ten billion movies before passing away on Nov. 24, 2005. In this Hot Flash tribute, Scary-Crayon remembers the beloved actor. Rest in peace, Miyagi-san.  (12/1/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64!

And they just keep on coming! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64, we touch on the recent release of the Xbox 360 and the lengths to which some individuals were willing to go to attain one. Make that two! It’s nuts.  (11/28/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63!

The Week of Hot Flashes comes to a close with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63. Individual spam e-mails can be revolting, but sometimes reading them back to back amplifies their disgust level tenfold.  (11/25/05)

A THANKSGIVING Hot Flash!

Yeah, as if there haven’t been enough Hot Flashes from the Dusty Plastic HELL this holiday week, here’s an extra Thanksgiving Hot Flash for you! Once again, it’s based on spam. Scary-Crayon gets way too much spam.  (11/24/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #62!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Scary-Crayon’s holiday week of spamtastic comics continues with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #62. I am totally running out of things to write in these little blurbs. But look, it’s turkey!  (11/24/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #61!

More? More! More Hot Flashes! I guess there are lots of plumbing mishaps in the winter and whatnot, but that’s not what sprang to mind for Wes in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #61. Spam really looks out for you.  (11/23/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #60!

And Scary-Crayon’s Week of Hot Flashes continues with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #60! What the hell was this piece of spam going on about? Your guess is as good as mine. Also, I really do like dinosaurs.  (11/22/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59!

That’s right, boys and girls — as a special Scary-Crayon Thanksgiving treat, it’s The Week of Hot Flashes! Join us as the daily spam-based strangeness kicks off with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59. Yessir.  (11/21/05)