Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #22!

To counter Oprah's bullshit, Koyu and Rugi step foward in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #22, to offer some real advice to help women look 10 pounds thinner. Why the hell do people keep listening to that harpy?!  (2/19/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #21!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #21, it's back to the bookstore for more wacky adventures in the world of retail! Here, Wes encounters a rather well-endowed customer... and let's just say that DDs aren't easily ignored.  (2/17/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #20!

On this day of luv, Scary-Crayon summarizes Harold and Maude, in which 20-year-old Harold meets 79-year-old Maude and proceeds to fuck her. The beauty of the film can't be captured in six frames, but we tried.  (2/14/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #19!

FINALLY... Bacardi has come BACK (!!!) to Scary-Crayon. He's a bit stumped in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #19, though, as he can't guess the answer to Eve L.'s joke! But then, Eve's always had an odd sense of humor...  (2/2/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #18!

By popular demand, that wacky duo consisting of Kain and Wild Boar Alien returns once again to Scary-Crayon in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #18! Marvel at the wisdom imparted in their psuedo-philosophical dialogue.  (2/2/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17, we find Baxter Stockman about to seal the deal with April O'Neil (dig the rhymey goodness!)... but folks who've seen The Fly know why that can never happen. NOT WORK SAFE.  (1/30/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16!

It's true, it's true -- Bacardi is back, and he's brought a friend! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16, Barrel of Nightmare Before Christmas fame greets our bowwow buddy with a brand new knock-knock joke.  (1/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15, Leonardo faces off against a Tyrannosaurus Rex... but really, what sense does that make? These two should be friends, not foes! Alas, some things are worse than fighting...  (1/15/05)

A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!

As they say, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! But what the hell is so goddamned happy about it? Mummraph and Donacula ask that very same question Scary-Crayon's first feature of 2005 -- A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!  (1/3/05)

A D.P.H. HOLIDAY HOT FLASH!

Happy holidays, one and all! In this special holiday edition of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash, we wish you just that (those?) -- happy holidays. Nothing special, really. Hope you're feeling better than Wes is.  :(  (12/25/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #14!

Apparently last time's mischief wasn't sneaky enough, as Wes's mom discovered his "improvements" to her Nativity scene. What happened, you ask? Find out in the very festive Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #14!  (12/25/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #13!

Given the holiday season's focus on Christmas -- which supposedly celebrates the birth of Christ -- Nativity scenes are standard fare among holiday decorations. Here, Wes adds his special touch to his Mom's display.  (12/21/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #12!

Few things are worse than crazy housewives with nothing better to do than sit around reading tacky romance novels that may or may not star vampires. What could be worse than that, you wonder? Just ask Wes.  (12/6/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #11!

Featuring the Chatterer of Hellraiser fame, the eleventh edition of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash is entitled "A Masochist's Wet Dream, No. 1". Scary-Crayon bets you can't think about this short without cringing.  (12/1/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Hope you're counting your blessings, for there's plenty to be thankful for! Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10 gives you another thing to add to your lists. Be thankful you're not Wes.  (11/25/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9!

It's that time again! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9, we see how "uplifting" book titles can give rise to strange thoughts in the minds of weary souls. And don't feel too sorry for the Wes. He'll be okay.  (11/20/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8!

It's back to the bookstore yet again Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8! This time, we see how the memory of a pleasant customer encounter can quickly be mired when the facts are given careful consideration.  (11/15/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #7!

If you're not familiar with Tom Wolfe, we're in the same boat -- I'd never heard squat about the "master chronicler" until the hubbub over his new book began. I don't know if it's any good, but the title sure is stupid.  (11/12/04)