Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #50!

I dunno how funny Bruce Bruce is when he's not making lame jokes about how much he likes fried chicken, but these new Popeye's ads are fucking terrible. Someone should be shot for writing this material.  (8/22/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #49!

At work, one of the questions I've heard quite a bit lately is "How do I get to the second floor?" Seriously! So read on to learn the answer to that very question in this latest Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash installment.  (8/15/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #48!

There are so many things wrong with this comic. Created by ST@N from two earlier pieces, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #48 sees the return of Clara the pregnant vegetable and the Feaster Bunny. It's too bloody much.  (8/8/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #47!

If you read the funnies, perhaps you've seen the comic strip Jump Start -- in which, for the past two or so weeks, the antics of two talking unborn twins have been featured. And you know what? It's not fucking funny.  (7/14/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #46!

George A. Romero's Land of the Dead recently hit the theaters -- and if you haven't seen it, you should definitely go do that! But riddle me this, Batman: Why is the hottest woman in the movie... a zombie? Seriously!  (7/8/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #45!

Man, what happened to summer being a time for fun and relaxation? Recent news reports would have you believe otherwise! So here's Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #45, based on recent events in Florida. Be careful...  (6/30/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #44!

Beware, inhabitants of the frozen corners of the earth, for the TERRIBLE PANDA SEAL reveals itself in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #44! You may think that it's cute, but the panda seal feeds on... well, you'll see.  (6/23/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #43!

In this latest clever comic, Scary-Crayon gets down with the Devil! Get it? Read Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #43 and you will! In the meantime, here's a hint: Being "down" can mean more than one thing, you know.  (6/6/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #42!

Apparently, according to certain t-shirt slogans, it's now hip to be Jewish! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #42, Wes meets a cute girl wearing a shirt that proclaims her love for Jewish boys. Alas, Wes is not one.  :/  (6/2/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41!

Coming up with amusing content isn't always easy (as you can probably tell from all of the unfunny stuff on the site!), but somehow Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41 emerged from the dearth of my creativity. Enjoy.  (5/25/05)

IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN!!!

And much to the horror of superstitious folks everywhere, Scary-Crayon's got a special FRIDAY the 13TH Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash! to celebrate this most ominous of hell-idays! Mr. Jones, the floor is yours.  (5/13/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40!

Since May 7 is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY, Scary-Crayon's featuring a special guest star in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40! But while comic characters don't really shop in the store, idiots like this are fairly common.  (5/6/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39!

The final run of bookstore comics marches along with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39! Here, Wes checks out a rather, er, corpulent customer. Not a big deal, but maybe she should've gotten a fitness book instead!  (4/29/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38!

So Wes isn't working at the bookstore anymore, but he's still got a whole slew of booksellin' life comics that have yet to be posted! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38, Wes meets a customer with... a good point.  (4/25/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37!

We know you've been holding your breath in anticipation, but Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37 is HERE! This installment offers up inquisitive times with Ravager and that vampire with soul, Angel! Not Spike.  (4/15/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #36!

It's time once again for another session with that manic depressive undead dude known only as the Suicidal Nosferatu! In this second installment, the poor fellow talks about a new taste sensation he recently tried.  (4/2/05)

A D.P.H. EASTER HOT FLASH!

HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! From Scary-Crayon to you, here's a Dusty Plastic HELL Easter Hot Flash. It's like an Easter card! Roll your cursor over the image to find how the Easter Bunny is celebrating this holiday.  (3/27/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!

More fun misery at the bookstore. In this episode, Wes comes across another unusually titled book -- Fear Me by Stephen Laws. Read on to find out what happens next in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!  (3/27/05)