Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #45!

Man, what happened to summer being a time for fun and relaxation? Recent news reports would have you believe otherwise! So here's Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #45, based on recent events in Florida. Be careful...  (6/30/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #44!

Beware, inhabitants of the frozen corners of the earth, for the TERRIBLE PANDA SEAL reveals itself in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #44! You may think that it's cute, but the panda seal feeds on... well, you'll see.  (6/23/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #43!

In this latest clever comic, Scary-Crayon gets down with the Devil! Get it? Read Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #43 and you will! In the meantime, here's a hint: Being "down" can mean more than one thing, you know.  (6/6/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #42!

Apparently, according to certain t-shirt slogans, it's now hip to be Jewish! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #42, Wes meets a cute girl wearing a shirt that proclaims her love for Jewish boys. Alas, Wes is not one.  :/  (6/2/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41!

Coming up with amusing content isn't always easy (as you can probably tell from all of the unfunny stuff on the site!), but somehow Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41 emerged from the dearth of my creativity. Enjoy.  (5/25/05)

IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN!!!

And much to the horror of superstitious folks everywhere, Scary-Crayon's got a special FRIDAY the 13TH Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash! to celebrate this most ominous of hell-idays! Mr. Jones, the floor is yours.  (5/13/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40!

Since May 7 is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY, Scary-Crayon's featuring a special guest star in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40! But while comic characters don't really shop in the store, idiots like this are fairly common.  (5/6/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39!

The final run of bookstore comics marches along with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39! Here, Wes checks out a rather, er, corpulent customer. Not a big deal, but maybe she should've gotten a fitness book instead!  (4/29/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38!

So Wes isn't working at the bookstore anymore, but he's still got a whole slew of booksellin' life comics that have yet to be posted! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #38, Wes meets a customer with... a good point.  (4/25/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37!

We know you've been holding your breath in anticipation, but Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #37 is HERE! This installment offers up inquisitive times with Ravager and that vampire with soul, Angel! Not Spike.  (4/15/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #36!

It's time once again for another session with that manic depressive undead dude known only as the Suicidal Nosferatu! In this second installment, the poor fellow talks about a new taste sensation he recently tried.  (4/2/05)

A D.P.H. EASTER HOT FLASH!

HAPPY EASTER, EVERYONE! From Scary-Crayon to you, here's a Dusty Plastic HELL Easter Hot Flash. It's like an Easter card! Roll your cursor over the image to find how the Easter Bunny is celebrating this holiday.  (3/27/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!

More fun misery at the bookstore. In this episode, Wes comes across another unusually titled book -- Fear Me by Stephen Laws. Read on to find out what happens next in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #35!  (3/27/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34!

It's back to the bookstore for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34! In this installment, Wes encounters a rather strange and attractively dressed customer. Witness the smoothness that follows! And dig her hat, too.  (3/25/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33!

It's time once again for dialogues with Jagun Fighters! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33, the eternally bound dragons Hyouj and Hyou discuss the hypocrisy of human beings. Hey, two heads are better than one!  (3/23/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32!

And the Scary-Crayon assembly line keeps it rollin' with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32! Same old drawings, brand new text... call it an exercise in interpretation and an exploration of the infinity of meaning. Yes.  (3/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31!

Scary-Crayon continues its exploration of the depths of the slumbering mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31! This installment relates a dream Wes had not too long ago. It's actually kinda cute if you think about it.  (3/19/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30!

No, it's not the second part of Krang's search for a body, but we do learn what fears lurk in his subconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30! Witness the terrors that torment the sleeping extraterrestrial soul.  (3/17/05)