Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34!
It's back to the bookstore for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #34! In this installment, Wes encounters a rather strange and attractively dressed customer. Witness the smoothness that follows! And dig her hat, too. (3/25/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33!
It's time once again for dialogues with Jagun Fighters! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #33, the eternally bound dragons Hyouj and Hyou discuss the hypocrisy of human beings. Hey, two heads are better than one! (3/23/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32!
And the Scary-Crayon assembly line keeps it rollin' with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #32! Same old drawings, brand new text... call it an exercise in interpretation and an exploration of the infinity of meaning. Yes. (3/21/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31!
Scary-Crayon continues its exploration of the depths of the slumbering mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #31! This installment relates a dream Wes had not too long ago. It's actually kinda cute if you think about it. (3/19/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30!
No, it's not the second part of Krang's search for a body, but we do learn what fears lurk in his subconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30! Witness the terrors that torment the sleeping extraterrestrial soul. (3/17/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #29!
On the ominous ides of March we witness the debut of an ongoing comic within the Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash series -- The Suicidal Vampire #1! And if it makes you sad, remember: Everything is dust in the wind. (3/15/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28!
Wes's adventures as a horribly mistreated and underpaid bookstore employee continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28! This time, Wes gets sucked into a vortex and stranded in an alternate dimension. What? (3/14/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27!
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27, the second episode in our mass-produced Hot Flash template experiment, touches on a topic everyone seems to love -- the kids! Pedophiles like touching on kids too, you know. (3/11/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26!
So, who's up for some controversy? I dunno what I was thinking when I came up with this one, but here goes -- it's time for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26, starring Clara the pregnant vegetable. Read at your own risk. (3/9/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25, Wes encounters a rather oddly titled book in the store's self-help section -- Please Understand Me. Why do you people keep reading self-help books, anyway? They're full of crap. (3/7/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!
Beware -- Hot Flashes have hit the assembly line! Don't be surprised if future comics look oddly familiar, since this is the first of comics that fit a particular template. That said, on with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24! (3/4/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #23!
Be glad you don't work retail! Assuming you don't work retail, that is. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #23, Wes encounters a customer who HATES being "marketed at." FYI, that's no excuse for being an asshole. (2/25/05)
In the long-awaited fifth episode of Dusty Plastic HELL, a young Raphael approaches Morpheus with a question about Black History Month. Always a speaker of truth, Morpheus pulls no punches and tells it like it is. (2/22/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #22!
To counter Oprah's bullshit, Koyu and Rugi step foward in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #22, to offer some real advice to help women look 10 pounds thinner. Why the hell do people keep listening to that harpy?! (2/19/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #21!
In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #21, it's back to the bookstore for more wacky adventures in the world of retail! Here, Wes encounters a rather well-endowed customer... and let's just say that DDs aren't easily ignored. (2/17/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #20!
On this day of luv, Scary-Crayon summarizes Harold and Maude, in which 20-year-old Harold meets 79-year-old Maude and proceeds to fuck her. The beauty of the film can't be captured in six frames, but we tried. (2/14/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #19!
FINALLY... Bacardi has come BACK (!!!) to Scary-Crayon. He's a bit stumped in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #19, though, as he can't guess the answer to Eve L.'s joke! But then, Eve's always had an odd sense of humor... (2/2/05)
Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #18!
By popular demand, that wacky duo consisting of Kain and Wild Boar Alien returns once again to Scary-Crayon in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #18! Marvel at the wisdom imparted in their psuedo-philosophical dialogue. (2/2/05)























































