Bits & Pieces

''Maximum C...''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58!

The weird and objectionably captioned comics continue on Scary-Crayon with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58! Watch as Carnage escapes from Ravencroft singing, "I'm gonna get me some tonight!" He's crazy.  (11/18/05)

''Where's April...???''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57!

Not to be confused with the similarly titled article in the Misc. section, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57 asks, "Where's April...???" But if you want to learn where Miss O'Neil has gone, you'll have to read on!  (11/11/05)

''Imagine...''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #56!

I've gotten more than a few strange spam e-mails in my day, but none quite so odd as the message that inspired Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #56. I mean, the subject line alone is just... well, see for yourself.  (11/6/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: The Halloween Special!!!

THE DPH HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!

Prepare yourselves, 'cause the claymation kid is back -- and this time he's ready for a Halloween adventure! Hop on board the fright train with Gumby and Scary-Crayon for Dusty Plastic HELL: The Halloween Special!!!  (10/29/05)

''Big Brains.''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #55!

Prehistoric gods rule the earth once more as the Primal Rage combatants return to Scary-Crayon in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #55! But instead of battling the Turtles, this time they encounter... the living dead.  (10/25/05)

''AAAAND... ACTION!!!''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #52!

And all is right with the world as Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #52 finally makes its perverted appearance! On the other hand, maybe this comic is decisive proof that all is not right with the world. You be the judge...  (10/21/05)

I think I know that yeti!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #54!

Place your bets, kids, 'cause it's Raphael versus The Yeti in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #54! And why the hell is Raph battling a yeti, you ask? Probably the same reason Leo's facing off against a freaking T-Rex.  (10/18/05)

''More than you can chew.''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #53!

Hey, it's Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #53! And shouldn't we be on #52? Yes! But sometimes we like to post out of order. Anyway, perhaps you've heard about the snake that ate the alligator! This is the prologue.  (10/11/05)

Kotono's ready for battle!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #51!

And we're kicking off October with a new Hot Flash from the Dusty Plastic HELL! In this comic, we check out the forgotten SNES game Tuff E Nuff for a look at desperation moves in the apocalyptic distant future.  (10/4/05)

And he be like ''POPEYE'S!!!!!!''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #50!

I dunno how funny Bruce Bruce is when he's not making lame jokes about how much he likes fried chicken, but these new Popeye's ads are fucking terrible. Someone should be shot for writing this material.  (8/22/05)

DPH: HF #49 -- Never leave home without it.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #49!

At work, one of the questions I've heard quite a bit lately is "How do I get to the second floor?" Seriously! So read on to learn the answer to that very question in this latest Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash installment.  (8/15/05)

DPH: HF #48 -- Beware the Feaster Bunny...

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #48!

There are so many things wrong with this comic. Created by ST@N from two earlier pieces, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #48 sees the return of Clara the pregnant vegetable and the Feaster Bunny. It's too bloody much.  (8/8/05)

DPH: HF #47 -- Jump Start is fucking horrible.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #47!

If you read the funnies, perhaps you've seen the comic strip Jump Start -- in which, for the past two or so weeks, the antics of two talking unborn twins have been featured. And you know what? It's not fucking funny.  (7/14/05)

DPH: HF #46 -- When a boy loves a zombie...

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #46!

George A. Romero's Land of the Dead recently hit the theaters -- and if you haven't seen it, you should definitely go do that! But riddle me this, Batman: Why is the hottest woman in the movie... a zombie? Seriously!  (7/8/05)

DPH: HF #45 -- Come on in; the water's fine...

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #45!

Man, what happened to summer being a time for fun and relaxation? Recent news reports would have you believe otherwise! So here's Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #45, based on recent events in Florida. Be careful...  (6/30/05)

DPH: HF #44 -- The Terrible Panda Seal.

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #44!

Beware, inhabitants of the frozen corners of the earth, for the TERRIBLE PANDA SEAL reveals itself in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #44! You may think that it's cute, but the panda seal feeds on... well, you'll see.  (6/23/05)

DPH: HF #43 -- Get it?

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #43!

In this latest clever comic, Scary-Crayon gets down with the Devil! Get it? Read Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #43 and you will! In the meantime, here's a hint: Being "down" can mean more than one thing, you know.  (6/6/05)

DPH: HF #42 -- Not EVERYONE...

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #42!

Apparently, according to certain t-shirt slogans, it's now hip to be Jewish! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #42, Wes meets a cute girl wearing a shirt that proclaims her love for Jewish boys. Alas, Wes is not one.  :/  (6/2/05)