Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #29!

On the ominous ides of March we witness the debut of an ongoing comic within the Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash series -- The Suicidal Vampire #1! And if it makes you sad, remember: Everything is dust in the wind.  (3/15/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28!

Wes's adventures as a horribly mistreated and underpaid bookstore employee continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28! This time, Wes gets sucked into a vortex and stranded in an alternate dimension. What?  (3/14/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27, the second episode in our mass-produced Hot Flash template experiment, touches on a topic everyone seems to love -- the kids! Pedophiles like touching on kids too, you know.  (3/11/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26!

So, who's up for some controversy? I dunno what I was thinking when I came up with this one, but here goes -- it's time for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26, starring Clara the pregnant vegetable. Read at your own risk.  (3/9/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25, Wes encounters a rather oddly titled book in the store's self-help section -- Please Understand Me. Why do you people keep reading self-help books, anyway? They're full of crap.  (3/7/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!

Beware -- Hot Flashes have hit the assembly line! Don't be surprised if future comics look oddly familiar, since this is the first of comics that fit a particular template. That said, on with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!  (3/4/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #23!

Be glad you don't work retail! Assuming you don't work retail, that is. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #23, Wes encounters a customer who HATES being "marketed at." FYI, that's no excuse for being an asshole.  (2/25/05)

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #5!!!

In the long-awaited fifth episode of Dusty Plastic HELL, a young Raphael approaches Morpheus with a question about Black History Month. Always a speaker of truth, Morpheus pulls no punches and tells it like it is.  (2/22/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #22!

To counter Oprah's bullshit, Koyu and Rugi step foward in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #22, to offer some real advice to help women look 10 pounds thinner. Why the hell do people keep listening to that harpy?!  (2/19/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #21!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #21, it's back to the bookstore for more wacky adventures in the world of retail! Here, Wes encounters a rather well-endowed customer... and let's just say that DDs aren't easily ignored.  (2/17/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #20!

On this day of luv, Scary-Crayon summarizes Harold and Maude, in which 20-year-old Harold meets 79-year-old Maude and proceeds to fuck her. The beauty of the film can't be captured in six frames, but we tried.  (2/14/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #19!

FINALLY... Bacardi has come BACK (!!!) to Scary-Crayon. He's a bit stumped in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #19, though, as he can't guess the answer to Eve L.'s joke! But then, Eve's always had an odd sense of humor...  (2/2/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #18!

By popular demand, that wacky duo consisting of Kain and Wild Boar Alien returns once again to Scary-Crayon in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #18! Marvel at the wisdom imparted in their psuedo-philosophical dialogue.  (2/2/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17, we find Baxter Stockman about to seal the deal with April O'Neil (dig the rhymey goodness!)... but folks who've seen The Fly know why that can never happen. NOT WORK SAFE.  (1/30/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16!

It's true, it's true -- Bacardi is back, and he's brought a friend! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16, Barrel of Nightmare Before Christmas fame greets our bowwow buddy with a brand new knock-knock joke.  (1/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15, Leonardo faces off against a Tyrannosaurus Rex... but really, what sense does that make? These two should be friends, not foes! Alas, some things are worse than fighting...  (1/15/05)

A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!

As they say, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! But what the hell is so goddamned happy about it? Mummraph and Donacula ask that very same question Scary-Crayon's first feature of 2005 -- A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!  (1/3/05)

A D.P.H. HOLIDAY HOT FLASH!

Happy holidays, one and all! In this special holiday edition of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash, we wish you just that (those?) -- happy holidays. Nothing special, really. Hope you're feeling better than Wes is.  :(  (12/25/04)