Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #17, we find Baxter Stockman about to seal the deal with April O'Neil (dig the rhymey goodness!)... but folks who've seen The Fly know why that can never happen. NOT WORK SAFE.  (1/30/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16!

It's true, it's true -- Bacardi is back, and he's brought a friend! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #16, Barrel of Nightmare Before Christmas fame greets our bowwow buddy with a brand new knock-knock joke.  (1/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #15, Leonardo faces off against a Tyrannosaurus Rex... but really, what sense does that make? These two should be friends, not foes! Alas, some things are worse than fighting...  (1/15/05)

A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!

As they say, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! But what the hell is so goddamned happy about it? Mummraph and Donacula ask that very same question Scary-Crayon's first feature of 2005 -- A Dusty Plastic HELLISH New Year!  (1/3/05)

A D.P.H. HOLIDAY HOT FLASH!

Happy holidays, one and all! In this special holiday edition of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash, we wish you just that (those?) -- happy holidays. Nothing special, really. Hope you're feeling better than Wes is.  :(  (12/25/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #14!

Apparently last time's mischief wasn't sneaky enough, as Wes's mom discovered his "improvements" to her Nativity scene. What happened, you ask? Find out in the very festive Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #14!  (12/25/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #13!

Given the holiday season's focus on Christmas -- which supposedly celebrates the birth of Christ -- Nativity scenes are standard fare among holiday decorations. Here, Wes adds his special touch to his Mom's display.  (12/21/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #12!

Few things are worse than crazy housewives with nothing better to do than sit around reading tacky romance novels that may or may not star vampires. What could be worse than that, you wonder? Just ask Wes.  (12/6/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #11!

Featuring the Chatterer of Hellraiser fame, the eleventh edition of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash is entitled "A Masochist's Wet Dream, No. 1". Scary-Crayon bets you can't think about this short without cringing.  (12/1/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Hope you're counting your blessings, for there's plenty to be thankful for! Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #10 gives you another thing to add to your lists. Be thankful you're not Wes.  (11/25/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9!

It's that time again! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #9, we see how "uplifting" book titles can give rise to strange thoughts in the minds of weary souls. And don't feel too sorry for the Wes. He'll be okay.  (11/20/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8!

It's back to the bookstore yet again Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #8! This time, we see how the memory of a pleasant customer encounter can quickly be mired when the facts are given careful consideration.  (11/15/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #7!

If you're not familiar with Tom Wolfe, we're in the same boat -- I'd never heard squat about the "master chronicler" until the hubbub over his new book began. I don't know if it's any good, but the title sure is stupid.  (11/12/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #6!

Off the clock, the word "training" takes on a whole new meaning in the Turtles' subterranean lair. Beware -- bad taste abounds as Master Splinter imparts new teachings in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #6!  (11/9/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #5!

The second of Wes's bookstore adventures, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #5 begins with an dull and oddly strenuous night of vacuuming the store... until Wes spots something on the floor! What ever could it be?  (11/4/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #4!

If even a Yale degree is worthless in today's wretched job market, what hope is there for a failed supervillain? But wait! Perhaps Leviathan's minions have an opening...? Enter Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #4!  (10/29/04)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #3!

Join Wes at work in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #3! We sell lots of dirty magazines at the bookstore, but we find almost as many removed from their plastic and hidden in unlikely places about the store. Rah.  (10/19/04)

In Memoriam, a DPH Hot Flash.

On October 5, 2004, one of the funniest men who ever lived passed away. Join Scary-Crayon as we salute the comic legend Rodney Dangerfield with this special edition of Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash.  (10/8/04)