INCREDIBLE ICE CREAM BEADS?

I've never thought of ice cream as boring... but apparently the folks at MolliCoolz were so tired of its rich and creamy texture that they decided to break out the liquid nitrogen and freeze it into tiny beads. Bad idea.  (6/14/09)

HALLOWEEN 2008 SNACKS!!!

Yes, Halloween has technically passed, but it's always Halloween at Scary-Crayon! And to prove it, we're posting the Halloween 2008 Snacks review in November. While you talk turkey, we hobnob with hellspawn.  (11/11/08)

THE LOST LUNCHES: VOLUME ONE

Many Random Lunches are made, but few are seen here: most are forgotten. Yet just as busty explorers raid ruins to uncover relics of old, so may you unearth these dishes by reading... The Lost Lunches: Volume One.  (5/5/07)

THE CHICKEN FINGER WHAT?!?!?

And now, at long last, Scary-Crayon unveils The Chicken Finger Sundae Sandwich! Inspired by a South Park clip, this treat combines chicken and ice cream toppings with surprisingly tasty results. Read and believe.  (11/20/06)

TAPAS ARE DELICIOUS.

However, the discussion of the tasty tapas is a minimal part of our "review" of the La Tasca Spanish Tapas Bar & Restaurant. It's certainly non-traditional as far as dining critiques go. And slightly creepy. It is our way.  (9/19/06)

A RANDOM LUNCH #11!!!

After an extended hiatus, spontaneous culinary insanity returns to Scary-Crayon in A Random Lunch #11! See what wonders you can create with a can of creamed corn, stale croutons, and dollar store turkey franks.  (9/11/06)

STRAWBERRIES + EGGS = 666

No, we're not dead -- but given the events documented herein, our survival may surprise some readers. Curious? Read on to learn about the monstrosity born of the unholy combination of strawberries... and eggs.  (7/12/06)

THIS SANDWICH IS LEGENDARY.

In the tradition of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles and THE SANDWICH THAT PETRIFIES THE GODS, Scary-Crayon is proud to present... The Legendary Glazed Toroid Fishstick Sandwich! Amazing.  (3/12/06)

CHOCOLATE DIPPED BANANAS!!!

For less than a buck, no less! In yet another review of an offering from the dollar store freezer, Scary-Crayon takes a look at Triton's Chocolate Dipped Banana Bits. They're the perfect V-Day treat for a gorilla girlfriend!  (2/13/06)

THE STALE CEREAL WARS!!!

And just before midnight on the site's second anniversary, Scary-Crayon comes through with an epic piece entitled The Stale Cereal Wars! Which of the three ancient cereals sampled will come out on top? Find out within.  (1/25/06)