Bits & Pieces

Viva la Crayoncon!

WELCOME TO CRAYONCON!!!

So we missed out on the annual local anime convention this week, but to fill the void we started our own fun-filled fest: CRAYONCON! Join us as we get drunk, enjoy faux sashimi, review anime-related food items.  (8/22/05)

Margarita Chicken ...in a bun!

MARGARITA CHICKEN ...IN A BUN!!!

THEY'RE BACK!!! Scary-Crayon continues its mad quest to review the manifold varieties of Forkless Gourmet Bun Meals in this brief assessment of their Margarita Chicken offering. Also featuring NINJA BOBBLEHEAD!  (8/15/05)

The Experimental OYSTER LOAF!

The Experimental OYSTER LOAF!

Reputed to be an aphrodisiac, oysters are sought after for both their delectable taste and their purported ability to make limp things hard. Which has nothing to do with why we want to make OYSTER LOAF, but still.  (7/28/05)

July 4th, SCARY-CRAYON Style!

JULY 4th, SCARY-CRAYON STYLE!

Yep, Scary-Crayon's here in the final minutes of July 4th with its own holiday tribute -- basically an article about the foods with which we marked the day. Nothing special, but it does involve dollar store turkey franks.  (7/4/05)

Scary-Crayon samples Pup Corn!

THE FLAVOR OF PUP CORN...

Have you ever wondered exactly why dogs go crazy for dog treats? Scary-Crayon has! To that end, then, Wes ventures to partake of Pup Corn, the low fat, low calorie peanut butter-flavored dog treat. And the verdict is...  (5/18/05)

The Twisted Pretzel Squash Seafood Medley!

Pretzels, Squash, & Seafood Unite!

Hope you're hungry, folks, 'cause it's time for another strange and original Scary-Crayon recipe -- the Twisted Pretzel Squash Seafood Medley! What's in this dish, you ask? The name says it all! Well, almost...  (5/4/05)

Thai Style Chicken ...in a bun!

THAI STYLE CHICKEN... IN A BUN!!!

Yes, it's time once again for "authentic ethnic cuisine in a bun!" This time, Scary-Crayon returns to the dollar store freezer to sample the Forkless Gourmet's Chicken with Thai Style Peanut Sauce Bun Meal. Dig in!  (4/11/05)

Cereal Noir...

A SOMBER CEREAL NOIR...

Here's an odd short for you. It's a little something I like to call Cereal Noir -- a dirge of sorts about stale Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Reese's Peanut Butter Puffs, and Peanut Butter Crunch. Stale cereal tastes like dust.  (3/30/05)

Peanut Butter Pesto Okra & Zucchini Pizza!

ST. PATRICK'S DAY PIZZA!!!

Yep, today we're gonna tempt your tastebuds with a unique and extra special St. Patrick's Day-inspired dish -- Peanut Butter Pesto Okra & Zucchini Pizza! It may not be pretty, but at least it's green, green, green!  (3/17/05)

Kung Pao Shrimp ...in a bun!

KUNG PAO SHRIMP ...IN A BUN!!!

In the first of several Forkless Gourmet Bun Meal reviews, Scary-Crayon flies in the face of reason and tackles the latest find from the dollar store freezer. How does kung pao shrimp in a bun taste? Read on to find out!  (2/22/05)

It STINKS!!!

A RANDOM LUNCH #8!!!

Kain and Wild Boar Alien return to Scary-Crayon with a vengeance in A Random Lunch #8! Unable to escape their destiny, they once again face off against the horrors of cheesy grahams. In comic format, too!  (1/25/05)

What horrors lurk in A Random Lunch #7???

A RANDOM LUNCH #7!!!

The talking action figures make a triumphant return to Scary-Crayon in A Random Lunch #7! Join Leatherhead, the Turtlebot, and Foodstuffs veteran Wyrm as they combine edible ingredients in eldritch ways.  (9/20/04)

Tonight I dine on TURTLE SPEW!!!

Tonight I dine on TURTLE SPEW!!!

Shredder's always craved turtle soup, and tonight he'll finally get to eat... wait, that's not soup! And there aren't any turtles in it. But it is green. And delicious. And alcoholic! It's Turtle Spew!!! Come get some.  (9/3/04)

THE SANDWICH THAT PETRIFIES THE GODS.

CONSIDER THE GODS PETRIFIED.

Yes, Virginia, even the gods get scared sometimes. And lo! Scary-Crayon's culinary research team has discovered one such source of divine terror in THE SANDWICH THAT PETRIFIES THE GODS. It's bloody amazing.  (9/3/04)

the frozen drink that walks like a doughnut...

Krispy Kreme's "Doughnut" Drink...

Krispy Kreme's been around since 1937, but the frozen drink that walks like a doughnut is a fairly recent creation. I think. It's reviewed here, along with a bonus review of the Caramel Kreme Crunch! It's, uh... kremey.  (8/18/04)

THE PEANUT BUTTER BANANA BURRITO EXPERIMENT!!!

THE PB BANANA BURRITO EXP!!!

For those of you not up on abbreviations, the "exp" above stands for "experiment". The "PB"? PEANUT BUTTER! Scary-Crayon's Peanut Butter Banana Burrito Experiment begins NOW. Ol' Rafiki knows what it's about.  (8/3/04)

Who lives in a frying pan swimming with grease?

A RANDOM LUNCH #5!!!

Have you ever seen cheese that's over a year past its expiration date, let alone eaten it? Scary-Crayon's done both. See for yourself as year-plus-old cheese becomes an ingredient in A Random Lunch #5!  (7/9/04)

Oooh... swirly.

SNACK CAKE SUSHI!!!

In this latest Scary-Crayon food piece, we cut up snack cakes and turn the pieces over to make them look like sushi. Yeah, it's been done before, but never like this... Also starring the cast of Okage: Shadow King!  (7/1/04)

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