Bits & Pieces

A masterpiece!

A RANDOM LUNCH #4!!!

It's time once again for culinary insanity on Scary-Crayon, but no random lunch has ever approached the greatness of A Random Lunch #4. So lick your lips and come on in! These ingredients ain't getting any fresher...  (6/9/04)

IMITATION CHEESE!!!

WHITEHALL SANDWICH SLICES!!!

The cheesy fun on Scary-Crayon continues as Splinter and Mummato explore the mysteries of Whitehall pasteurized processed sandwich slices, the imitation cheese that's more than it seems...  (5/19/04)

A Random Lunch NUMBA THREE!!!

A RANDOM LUNCH #3!!!

In A Random Lunch #0, Kain and Wild Boar Alien encountered the horror of cheesy grahams for the first time. In A Random Lunch #3, we learn that history often repeats itself... albeit with slight variations.  (5/16/04)

A Random Lunch #2!!!

A RANDOM LUNCH #2!!!

Narlihog, Whiplash, and Darkwing Duck enter the Scary-Crayon kitchen to face the horrors of A Random Lunch #2. What uncharted culinary route will they traverse? Read on to find out, won't you?  (4/22/04)

Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!

Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies!!!

It's time for more culinary insanity with Scary-Crayon's Chocolate Chip Cheese Cookies! Join us for snacktime, won't you? Usagi Yojimbo, Donatello, and Genghis Frog worked so hard on them, after all...  (4/5/04)

Random ingredients!

A RANDOM LUNCH #1!!!

Randomness returns to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #1. This time, cooking with ingredients that don't belong together results in the production of familiar things (!) ...that also don't belong together.  (3/16/04)

Behold...the weirdness...!

RUN, MCGRIDDLES, RUN!!!

Return to the kitchen with Scary-Crayon to learn the secrets of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles. Napoleon Bonafrog, Baxter Stockman, and Zoltan demonstrate the esoteric cooking rites.  (2/11/04)

Starring Wild Boar Alien and Kain!

A RANDOM LUNCH #0!!!

Welcome to the first installment of another Scary-Crayon feature, A Random Lunch #0! In this "prequel" of sorts, Wild Boar Alien and Kain encounter something so wrong that they are moved to violence...  (2/7/04)

Dairy Free Mac & Chreese!

DAIRY FREE MAC & CHREESE!!!

Alice and Ryoko take on the horrors of hippie vegan cuisine! Will they be able to endure the diabolical Hell that is DAIRY FREE MAC & CHREESE??? Plus a special cameo appearance by Smudge!  (1/25/04)

LET'S GET MIXIN'!!!

TIME FOR TUNA PANCAKES!!!

Hungry? SC takes you for a culinary ride with The Official Scary-Crayon Tuna Pancake Recipe, co-starring Wyrm, Donatello, and Peter Puppy! So come on in... 'cause you know you want some!  (1/25/04)

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