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A Crayon Haiku #132-135! (content pages)

Wes — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 01:48:48 +0000

A Crayon Haiku just keeps on rolling! In this fiendish 5-7-5 four-pack, you'll find a customized Foot ninja, Decepticons victorious, and the latest Legion of Doom tally! It's not a very good day to be a hero, huh? (6/10/09)

A Crayon Haiku #123 through 131! (content pages)

Wes — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 04:51:48 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #123 through 131!

With its nine poems, one might call this installment of A Crayon Haiku a haiku JUGGERNAUT! That would also be fitting, since the piece contains the big man's SC debut in superarticulated form. But ah, there's more... (3/14/09)

A Crayon Haiku #121 and 122 (content pages)

Wes — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:07:23 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #121 and 122!

2009 marks the 25th anniversary of Transformers -- and in this installment of A Crayon Haiku (with an awesome image created by reader Ken), Soundwave and his crew are celebrating with ORE: Other robots' Energon! (3/3/09)

A Crayon Haiku #118 through 120! (content pages)

Wes — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 02:05:19 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #118 through 120!

It's Elisabeth Sladen's birthday, so we just had to write a few celebratory Crayon Haiku! One, anyway. Another does have Sarah Jane and K-9... but the third has nothing to do with Lis whatsoever. It's morphin' time. (2/1/09)

A Crayon Haiku #111 through 117! (content pages)

Wes — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:27:23 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #111 through 117!

Let's count: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven -- SEVEN haiku! Ah ah ah ah ah. Yes, A Crayon Haiku #111 through 117 are here! Today is also Scary-Crayon's fifth birthday, so there's even a baby picture therein. (1/25/09)

A Crayon Haiku #108 through 110 (content pages)

Wes — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 22:04:16 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #108 through 110!

It's a haiku triple-threat on this historic Inauguration Day! Perhaps Joe Biden was right about enemies moving to test President Obama, since the Legion of Doom grows stronger by the day. Be very afraid... (1/20/09)

A Crayon Haiku #104 through 107! (content pages)

Wes — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:08:07 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #104 through 107!

Multi-haiku madness returns with four more 5-7-5 syllable offerings! Dollar store pies, open laptop surgery, and toys, wonderful toys are among today's featured topics. Gotta love those post-holiday clearance sales, eh? (1/12/09)

A Crayon Haiku #103 (content pages)

Wes — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 10:40:40 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #103!

In the first Crayon Haiku of 2009, guest writer Jax returns with a post-holiday comment on a fun turkey substitute for vegetarians! But then again, maybe not. Alas! Take heart, vegetarian friends -- there's always tofurkey. (1/5/09)

Wes — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 02:18:35 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #98 through 102!!

Yes, it's finally happened -- Scary-Crayon has crossed the 100-haiku threshold! Join Chun-Li(s), Skeletor, the rubber band ball and friends, and Spider-Man and the Human Torch as they mark this SC milestone. (12/30/08)

A Crayon Haiku #89 through 97! (content pages)

Wes — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 12:34:06 +0000

A Crayon Haiku #89 through 97?!

A Crayon Haiku ups the 5-7-5 value with a whopping nine installments packed onto a single effin' page! The Legion of Doom is back with a new member, but Wonder Woman is also on the scene... as are many others. (12/3/08)