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Well, the latest TMNT film is finally here! Alas, for us at Scary-Crayon, it's something of a disappointment. We've summed up our thoughts in A Crayon Haiku #63, but see the attendant blog post for a fuller assessment. (3/25/07)
A Crayon Haiku #62 marks the writing debut of Grimlock, who has composed a haiku about the rather unfortunate state in which he appears in this short piece. Curse those Autobots and their poor leadership skills! (3/25/07)
Those wacky exterminators are popping up everywhere -- apparently even in the homes of people too fat to actually walk to the store to purchase them! See A Crayon Haiku #61 and the attendant blog entry for details. (3/15/07)
Those shady people who try to take advantage of hapless citizens via e-mail strike again in A Crayon Haiku #60. Where is Jessica when we need her to rip these bastards in half? Yes, I dig the "Heroes" references. (3/7/07)
If you're like Wes, you can sometimes forget about foods that you've purchased and stored in the freezer... for years. A Crayon Haiku #59 sees the return of a frozen edible that has been on ice since the bookstore days! (2/19/07)
As we begin Scary-Crayon's fourth year, we look at how things have changed elsewhere in A Crayon Haiku #58. Sometimes change is good -- but often it is not. Hopefully SC's evolution has been less depressing. (1/25/07)
Yes, Mike's taken a beating, but that's hardly the worst part about A Crayon Haiku #57. I mean, isn't Leo supposed to be setting a good example for his brothers? No wonder Raph took his place in the Turtle Power song. (1/20/07)
2007 kicks off at Scary-Crayon with A Crayon Haiku #56! Granted, we do buy a lot of DVDs here, but come on -- quit rushing us and telling fibs, Amazon.com. Heck, we didn't even buy any TV DVDs from you in 2006. (1/4/07)
My laptop screen drives me crazy. I try my hardest to keep it clean, but it only gets dirtier! My desktop monitor, bless its Windows-taskbar-burned-into-the-bloody-screen soul, never gave me this much grief. Have a haiku. (12/11/06)
Sometimes, apparently, Gmail goes somewhere. I know this because it tells me that it has returned. But where does it go? We ponder this question briefly -- very briefly, 'cause it's a haiku -- in A Crayon Haiku #54. (12/11/06)
Oh my god. I mean, I expected it to be bad, but bloody hell, man. BLOODY HELL. I just had to write A Crayon Haiku #53 promptly after watching this movie in order to express my complete and total disdain for it. Good lord. (9/24/06)
Windows Media Player is so totally helpful, isn't it? I mean, if you're listening to a groovy CD, all you've gotta do to buy it is click a link in the corner of the window! But wait! A Crayon Haiku #52 notes a problem with this. (9/24/06)
I can't read Japanese text, but that doesn't stop Eastern robots from sending me spam in their native language! At least I think it's spam. Why not have a look at A Crayon Haiku #51 and tell me what you think, eh? (5/18/06)
Although computer programs and subsequent program upgrades have simplified a number of tasks that were previously more difficult and time-consuming, sometimes subtle interface changes lead to confusion. (4/16/06)
In A Crayon Haiku #49, we pay brief tribute to Rogue of the X-Men. Any girl whose touch is deadly and can look the part whether she's a rough and tough Southern belle or a sullen gothic wallflower is bloody awesome. (3/23/06)
Although the new TMNT toon has been pretty faithful to the Mirage comics, there have been some exceptions. See A Crayon Haiku #48, for example, in which we compare the Renet of the comics to the animated version... (3/18/06)
In A Crayon Haiku #47, we take a look at one of the nastier girls on "Justice League Unlimited". The show's depiction of women is arguably pretty questionable to begin with, but Tala takes her sex appeal way too far. Yuck. (3/3/06)
It's amazing what people will do in the name of fashion. Despite their better judgment, if a "qualified" person says something looks good, folks will go along with it no matter what. Case in point: A Crayon Haiku #46. (2/16/06)
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