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In A Crayon Haiku #42, Bacardi the yorkie-poodle returns to Scary-Crayon! What's the little fellow up to these days, you ask? Read on to find out! It's too cute for words, but we try with the 5-7-5 syllable combo anyway. (1/5/06)
And the haiku resurrection continues into the new year with A Crayon Haiku #41 the winter holidays may be over, but the winter season is still going on -- and, as such, this haiku is still entirely relevant. Yabba dabba doo! (1/2/06)
Go on, do what the image says and click the image for A Crayon Haiku #40! At least you kinda know what you're getting into at Scary-Crayon, but when random popup ads start beckoning you... maybe it's time to run. (12/30/05)
In A Crayon Haiku #39, we see that sometimes words are long. Not "long" like the long of a pink jelly dong, but long in ways that are arguably wrong. Perhaps this should be a song! The next line would involve a thong. (12/19/05)
Yes, it's time for A Crayon Haiku #38! And no, the preview picture to the left was not created using a random noise filter. What could it be? Brine water? The interior of a grimy fishtank? The answer will amaze you. (12/16/05)
ANOTHER haiku? Wow, this is starting to feel like the good old days. Anyway, A Crayon Haiku #37 addresses a weird one-shot food item that's not quite involved enough to warrant the Random Lunch treatment. (12/12/05)
Scary-Crayon revisits the terrifying world of online surveys in A Crayon Haiku #36! Everybody loves earning points, right? Of course they do, and online surveyers know it. But I don't know if people like points this much... (12/10/05)
Everybody is kung-fu fighting in A Crayon Haiku #35! Terry Tsurugi stands victorious over his rival, but his adventures are far from finished! Indeed, the legendary street fighter shall return... perhaps sooner than we think. (12/7/05)
These are always fun, aren't they? It's time for yet another installment of that acclaimed diversion that's been with us since the beginning, A Crayon Haiku! In #34, we check out some new faces that look oddly familiar. (11/3/05)
It's been a while, but the wait is over -- Scary-Crayon's longest running featurette returns from summer vacation with A Crayon Haiku #33! Here, we meet "Geneshaft"'s Mir Lotus: "The person with perfect DNA." (9/5/05)
And it's time for another digression into the land of things strange and gross with A Crayon Haiku #32! Seriously, if you can't stand the sight of RED RED BLOOD, this one's not for you. Don't say I didn't warn you! (6/23/05)
Well, how's that for a coincidence -- on the 31st day of May comes the 31st Crayon Haiku! Have you ever been out for a walk and felt like you were being... watched? Well, that may have been the case! Pups are vigilant. (5/31/05)
I don't know what to think about advertising anymore. First McDonald's asked customers to do obscene things with burgers, and now Wendy's... ugh, I can't say any more. Find out in A Crayon Haiku #30. Bloody hell. (5/18/05)
With the sun shining and green things growing, it sure feels like spring to me! But apparently not everyone's aware of the recent change in seasons, as we see in A Crayon Haiku #29. Or maybe he's protesting? (5/10/05)
You know how folks criticize others who supposedly can't cook by saying that those people burn toast? Well, as we see in A Crayon Haiku #28, Wes somehow managed to burn cereal. Dine at his table at your own risk. (4/7/05)
In A Crayon Haiku #27, we welcome Bulma of Dragon Ball fame to Scary-Crayon! Yeah, toys are always popping up on here, but few of them have as special a place in my heart as Bulma. Must be the blue hair... (3/21/05)
Both gross and depressing, A Crayon Haiku #26 features a few photos from Wes's most recent trip to NYC. Strange photos. Unpleasant photos. Photos of poop and snow and stuff. Seriously. View at your own risk. (3/14/05)
That's right -- it's time once again for everyone's favorite three-lined five seven five format! In A Crayon Haiku #25, we take a look at overpriced game rentals. No wonder they can afford to do away with late fees! (3/11/05)
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