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A Crayon Haiku #12 takes us back to the infancy of your favorite half-shelled heroes and mine, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. What secrets will we learn about their origins? Read on to find out! (5/22/04)
Sure, Mother's Day was yesterday, but when have you ever known Scary-Crayon to be punctual? So here's a special Mother's Day Crayon Haiku to fill up space warm your heart. Sharks have moms too, y'know. (5/10/04)
Yep, time for A Crayon Haiku #11. If you don't know who that is in the image to the left, SOON YOU WILL! These Crayon Haikus don't really require much in the way of introduction, do they? (4/22/04)
Scary-Crayon finally hits the double digits of haiku hard with A Crayon Haiku #10! Well, sorta. We kinda already cheated by bringing #13 out early. Pretend you didn't notice. Hey, look, Wingnut and Screwloose! (4/17/04)
Scary-Crayon is pleased to bring you the "ninth" edition of A Crayon Haiku. The photo pretty much says it all, but we managed to squeeze a haiku out of it. Yay. So enjoy. Please? (4/8/04)
A Crayon Haiku #8 touches on the decline of wrestling. Does anyone remember back when WWE was WWF and was actually kind of fun to watch? I do. Will it ever be that way again? I doubt it. (3/28/04)
Yup! Hope you're hungry, 'cause it's time for A Crayon Haiku #13. Yes, how very perceptive of you -- this one's out of order. Oh, don't look so shocked. You're browsing a site called Scary-Crayon, remember? (3/22/04)
It most certainly is! Come along, come along, dear reader, and be merry, for A Crayon Haiku #7 is upon us! We're a little late for St. Patrick's Day, but Beetlejuice is still wearing his green pants... (3/16/04)
Finally having come down from the incredible high that is THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles, Napoleon's back to his old tricks in A Crayon Haiku #6! What do they entail? Read and find out! (3/1/04)
That's right -- y'all gather 'round for A Crayon Haiku #5. In this installment, Scary-Crayon takes a look at the character of the noble Triceraton. These descriptions are longer than the haikus themselves. (2/24/04)
Just in time for Valentine's Day comes A Crayon Haiku #4, with two haikus for the price of one! The action figures have taken V-Day off to recite bad poetry, but there's always strange food to write about... (2/14/04)
Yep, it's time for the third edition of A Crayon Haiku! Tokka and Slash star, along with the author's mounting suspicion that there's something odd going on that he can't quite comprehend... (2/9/04)
The game's almost over, but Scary-Crayon still comes through with the Superbowl Edition of A Crayon Haiku! This time, on behalf of football players everywhere, Touchdown Leo does the honors. (2/1/04)
That's right -- it's the second installment of A Crayon Haiku! This time we visit with Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's been a while since the anime, and Raphael isn't so super these days... (1/29/04)
Let's kick things off at Scary-Crayon with the first installment of A Crayon Haiku. These things are pretty easy to do, so expect a lot more of 'em. Today's special guest subject? The Juggernaut. (1/25/04)
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