HALLE BERRY *IS* CATWOMAN!!!

In this illustrated piece, Scary-Crayon relates the story of Halle Berry, the Oscar-winning actress who later went on to star in what is quite possibly the worst superhero movie ever. Excuse my vitriol, please.  (7/24/04)

THE SHORE LEAVE REPORT!!!

The annual Shore Leave Sci Fi Convention took place on the weekend of July 9-11 (that's the 9th through the 11th, not WTC day). Scary-Crayon was there! And now, we present our first ever con report. Check it out!  (7/14/04)

THE TRUE NATURE OF PAN...

We've all heard the story of Peter Pan, but if you're like us at Scary-Crayon you've always found a few of the details to be slightly... unsettling... and with good reason. Read on to discover the true nature of Pan.  (6/23/04)

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY, SPLINTER!

This Father's Day, Scary-Crayon takes a moment to honor one of the greatest fathers the world has ever known. So here goes -- Happy Father's Day, Master Splinter! Here's to you, you radical rat.  (6/20/04)

STUPID INTERNET ADS!

Stupid Internet Ads! You can't escape 'em, but at the very least you can combat them with the knowledge gleaned from this Scary-Crayon commentary on a handful of recent trends and examples. Free food, anyone?  (5/26/04)

Oops a-Daisy and Porky Pooper...?

Well. It's kinda hard to know how to begin to introduce this article -- and given that we've covered some pretty strange material, that means a lot. Let's just say that it involves eating feces. No, I'm not kidding.  (4/30/04)

A MCDONDALD'S CUP REVIEW!!!

This time, Scary-Crayon reviews a McDonald's cup. Not a Happy Meal, not the toy that comes with the Happy Meal, not a food item, not the beverage in the cup -- the cup itself. Just the bloody cup. Bloody hell.  (3/5/04)

Christmas Memory Filler Stuff!!!

Yep, it's time for a short filler article that puppeteers you by your heartstrings with Scary-Crayon's sappy special Christmas Memory Filler Stuff. I challenge you to read it without saying, "Awwww..." at least once. ;P  (2/24/04)