Bits & Pieces

Red Lobster's Hidden Treasure Pack!

RED LOBSTER HAS RETURNED!!!

That's right -- Red Lobster's back again for more fun book... uh... fun! This time, Scary-Crayon reviews the Red Lobster Hidden Treasure Pack, Vol. 18. So if you don't know how to play "Predator", you will soon.  (8/9/04)

Avert your eyes, children.

THRICE DAMNED, WE ARE.

Yep, Scary-Crayon dips into the Tartaran depths for the third time in this cover review of Oprah's September 2003 issue. Now, with the Oprah-guided workbook, you too can learn to live your best life! Bloody hell.  (6/5/04)

The Red Lobster Fun Book!!!

THE RED LOBSTER FUN BOOK!!!

Firing up the ol' time machine once again, Scary-Crayon revisits a time when seafood restaurants were the rage and the Red Lobster Fun Book kept many a child busy while the food took hours to cook.  (4/19/04)

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

THE MADBALLS DO HISTORY!!!

The Madballs finally come home to Scary-Crayon in this review of The Madballs History of the World. Sure, there's no way you can handle it, but have a look anyway. Puritans have more fun, you know.  (3/19/04)

Ugh.

AND IT'S TORTURE TIME AGAIN.

Yep, Scary-Crayon once again delves into the horrors of "O, the Oprah Magazine". Well, not exactly "into" -- this time we've only reviewed the cover of the December 2003 issue. Just the cover. Still horrible.  (3/1/04)

Is your husband homicidal? FIND OUT INSIDE.

OPRAH WANTS YOUR SOUL.

Apparently January 29th is Oprah's birthday, so in honor of out of utter contempt for this special Satan-approved day, we bring you the Scary-Crayon review of the Nov. 2003 issue of "O, The Oprah Magazine"!  (1/29/04)

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