The OFFICIAL Scary-Crayon Blog! » Spectare http://www.scary-crayon.com It's Scary-Crayon's blog, baby. Tue, 31 Jan 2012 06:50:57 +0000 en hourly 1 The OFFICIAL Scary-Crayon Blog! http://www.scary-crayon.com/feed-logo.png http://www.scary-crayon.com 142 137 The OFFICIAL Scary-Crayon Blog! - http://www.scary-crayon.com Stake Land reviewed (content pages) http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/08-02-2011/stake-land-reviewed-content-pages/ http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/08-02-2011/stake-land-reviewed-content-pages/#comments Wed, 03 Aug 2011 02:44:51 +0000 Wes http://www.scary-crayon.com/?p=1853 If New Eden exists, Mister and Martin will find it.

Welcome to Stake Land, kid.

When vampires blood-drinking zombies overrun the USA, things don't go too well for society! Stake Land is the story of Mister and Martin's journey through the dangerous world that remains. It's surprisingly decent.  (8/2/11)

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V FOR VITRIOL

1983 saw the TV debut of the Visitors, alien invaders with a hunger for human flesh... and in 2009, they returned in a modern reboot. Unfortunately, while the show began well enough, it later became very, very stupid.  (1/16/11)

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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON!!!

I wasn't really into the Twilight series before I saw this movie, but The Twilight Saga: New Moon has truly made a fan of me. Keep reading to find out why this is a brilliant film -- and the best vampire movie ever made.  (4/1/10)

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SAY IT AIN'T SO, SARAH JANE!!!

Her younger days were full of funky fashion fun, but Sarah Jane's found a common look in her old age. In the Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! finale, Mickey Glitter gives us one last tour of Miss Smith's wardrobe.  (1/25/10)

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BUMBLELION IS IN THE MONEY!!!

In this summary review of the "Wuzzles" episode "In the Money", we see how wealth can transform a likeable guy into a total jerk. We also see how disturbingly messed up the land of Wuz and its inhabitants are.  (1/25/10)

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THE RISE OF COBRA!!! (Or not...)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra recently debuted in theaters to not-so-stellar reviews... but what does Scary-Crayon have to say about this latest film adaptation of a beloved 1980s cartoon and Hasbro toyline? Find out here!  (8/13/09)

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WHAT HAPPENED, SARAH JANE?!

In the latest installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever!, Mickey Glitter sadly reports that Sarah Jane has been replaced by a horrible alien clone with awful fashion sense. Please come back to us, Sarah Jane!  (6/14/09)

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TERMINATOR DAMNATION

After six years and a terrible third film, those futuristic killer cyborgs are back in theaters with Terminator Salvation! Alas, as our review of the movie notes, this mess is far inferior to the robots' recent television exploits.  (6/14/09)

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DOLLHOUSE IS STILL LAME

Despite increasing praise from both 'net critics and fans, "Dollhouse" is not getting better. In fact, it's become quite hateful in its implicit approval of slavery and sex trafficking and shallow treatment of deep topics. Ugh.  (4/28/09)

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REFLECTIONS ON DOLLHOUSE

The Internet fanboys hail Joss Whedon as some kind of infallible creative deity, but "Dollhouse" is hardly inspiring stuff. Given the show's multiple shortcomings, I can't see myself even growing to like it... let alone love it.  (3/3/09)

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