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Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! 4.5b (content pages)

Wes — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:35:25 +0000

Her younger days were full of funky fashion fun, but Sarah Jane's found a common look in her old age. In the Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! finale, Mickey Glitter gives us one last tour of Miss Smith's wardrobe. (1/25/10)

Wuzzles 1×03 review (content pages)

Wes — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 20:02:20 +0000

BUMBLELION IS IN THE MONEY!!!

In this summary review of the "Wuzzles" episode "In the Money", we see how wealth can transform a likeable guy into a total jerk. We also see how disturbingly messed up the land of Wuz and its inhabitants are. (1/25/10)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra review! (content pages)

Wes — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:03:40 +0000

THE RISE OF COBRA!!! (Or not...)

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra recently debuted in theaters to not-so-stellar reviews... but what does Scary-Crayon have to say about this latest film adaptation of a beloved 1980s cartoon and Hasbro toyline? Find out here! (8/13/09)

Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! 4.5 A (content pages)

Wes — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 07:09:48 +0000

WHAT HAPPENED, SARAH JANE?!

In the latest installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever!, Mickey Glitter sadly reports that Sarah Jane has been replaced by a horrible alien clone with awful fashion sense. Please come back to us, Sarah Jane! (6/14/09)

Terminator Salvation review (content pages)

Wes — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 06:38:28 +0000

TERMINATOR DAMNATION

After six years and a terrible third film, those futuristic killer cyborgs are back in theaters with Terminator Salvation! Alas, as our review of the movie notes, this mess is far inferior to the robots' recent television exploits. (6/14/09)

Dollhouse is still lame (content pages)

Wes — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:21:12 +0000

DOLLHOUSE IS STILL LAME

Despite increasing praise from both 'net critics and fans, "Dollhouse" is not getting better. In fact, it's become quite hateful in its implicit approval of slavery and sex trafficking and shallow treatment of deep topics. Ugh. (4/28/09)

Reflections on Dollhouse (content pages)

Wes — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 19:18:25 +0000

REFLECTIONS ON DOLLHOUSE

The Internet fanboys hail Joss Whedon as some kind of infallible creative deity, but "Dollhouse" is hardly inspiring stuff. Given the show's multiple shortcomings, I can't see myself even growing to like it... let alone love it. (3/3/09)

Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! Part 4 (content pages)

Wes — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 17:46:47 +0000

MAXIMUM FASHION FASCINATION!

It's true: Mickey Glitter has returned with a new installment of Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever!... wherein we see the culmination of young Sarah Jane's cumulative fashion growth. Perfection, thy name is Andy Pandy. (1/25/09)

Bo! in the USA (content pages)

Wes — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:13:44 +0000

THE WORST. SHOW. EVER. SRSLY.

Should you choose to click this link, you'll find a scathing review of the worst and most vile television program I have ever seen. EVER. Also, there are screencaps, so this article probably isn't work safe. Ugh. (1/12/09)

Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever Part 3 (content pages)

Wes — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 01:18:10 +0000

FERVID FASHIONISTA FIXATION!!!

It's time for more Sarah Jane Smith Fashionista Fever! In Mickey's third installment, we see the lovely Miss Smith don everything from pink sailor suits to stained Victorian linens. Quite an eclectic sense of style, eh? (9/3/08)