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Stephen King's SLEEPWALKERS!!!
In this latest film review, Scary-Crayon takes a look at Stephen King's Sleepwalkers, a movie about incestuous shapeshifting cat people that feast on the souls of virgin girls. The chaste lasses never get a break. :( (4/8/05)
At long last, Scary-Crayon's Christmas with Gumby review comes to a close with this review of "Gumbasia". Join Gumby and Pokey as they search for toys and explore their sexuality. Gumby's parents are here too! (1/8/05)
Scary-Crayon's Christmas with Gumby review continues as Gumby and Pokey venture into Pigeon in a Plum Tree and ruin yet another potentially good book through their meddlesome ways. It's kinda depressing. (12/25/04)
In the second segment of Scary-Crayon's Christmas with Gumby review, Gumby's MIA and Santa is sick! Who ever could fill Santa's boots and get those toys to the good little children of the world? Read on to find out! (12/20/04)
With shapeshifting powers and the ability to enter books, Gumby was pretty bizarre -- but Scary-Crayon's Christmas with Gumby review unearths even stranger truths about the guy. Where's Freud when we need him? (12/17/04)
Scary-Crayon is pleased to present this review of one of the finest examples of Japanese cinema we've ever had the pleasure of watching: Naked Blood. Really. We're not being sarcastic here. The movie f'n rules. (8/23/04)
THE CAMPFIRE STORIES REVIEW!!!
Friday the 13th is synonymous with horror, so it's only appropriate that Scary-Crayon review a scary movie to mark the occasion. In Campfire Stories, an insane forest ranger spins three terrifying yarns. That suck. (8/13/04)
Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers ruled the 90s, resulting in many arguments about which team was better and what would happen if they met. But they did meet. Now, Scary-Crayon reviews that historic crossover! (7/6/04)
The fun-loving balls with the freakish faces return as Scary-Crayon reviews Madballs: Escape From Orb! Watch as the Madballs cast off the bonds of slavery and take to the stars in search of musical freedom. (5/31/04)
Street Fighter Cartoon Review!!!
Scary-Crayon revisits the days when Street Fighter reigned supreme in this review of "The Flame and the Rose". There's not a whole lotta wacky within, but at least you'll get to see SPECIAL MOVES. (5/7/04)
Clap your hands and rejoice as Scary-Crayon dives under the sea to review The Little Mermaid!!! Not the classic Disney version we all know and love, though. Some other version. It's okay to be afraid. (4/26/04)
Ugh. Scary-Crayon revisits the horrors of Tromaville in this short review of Blood Sucking Freaks. It's quick and dirty, but be thankful -- a full review would make you vomit all over your pretty clean keyboard. (4/14/04)
At long last, Scary-Crayon reviews the second episode of "Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen" in full -- with nearly 6000 words and 150 screencaps. Yep. Might be overkill, but you can't say we skimped on it. (3/30/04)
In the mood for something kinda...strange? Well relax with the extra special image-packed in-depth two-part Creepy Freaks Animation Episode Review! Over 6,600 words of pure unbridled lunacy. And yogurt. (2/21/04)
Every once in a while, Maury has an episode topic that isn't "WHO MY BABY DADDY?!?!?" Sometimes his subject matter is even more terrifying. And just this once, Scary-Crayon was there to review it. (2/3/04)
I can't even begin to describe this one. A three-part Scary-Crayon review of episode one of the two-episode Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anime, "Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen". It's amazing. (1/25/04)
Sergio Lapel's Drawing Blood...
Vampires are awesome, but this movie is not. A Scary-Crayon review of one of the absolute worst movies you'll ever see, with or without vampires. But it's a Troma film, so what were you expecting? (1/25/04)
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