http://www.scary-crayon.com It's Scary-Crayon's blog, baby. Wed, 14 May 2008 04:29:01 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en That's right -- at long last, we have another article! But first, two new Crayon Haiku (three if you're counting): A Crayon Haiku #78 and A Crayon Haiku #79. #78 shows the continued growth of our action figure Legion of Doom and an unfortunate incident with Batzarro (at least the ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/05-13-2008/ngdarkseid/ Hey all! It's been a while since the last update, but I wanted to make absolutely sure that y'all didn't miss The Sarah Jane Adventures Drinking Game and had ample time to get your drink on with Miss Smith. That's my story and I'm sticking with it. ;) Anyway, to kick ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/05-01-2008/haiku77/ Hey all! I'm a bit late with tonight's feature -- the show's already started on the East Coast -- but hopefully you folks out West will have time to check out the rules and drink along to "The Sarah Jane Adventures", premiering tonight at 7:30 PM on Sci Fi. And ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/04-11-2008/sjadrink/ But first, another Crayon Haiku! Seriously, this is pretty much the only reason I went for this Jimmy Olsen -- if I can't have a Chloe figure, I'll at least have someone to rag on Clark for letting Chloe get away. I mean, Superman losing to Jimmy Olsen is way ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/04-07-2008/kongfigs1/ Hope y'all enjoyed today's prank! Or, if you missed it because you came directly to the blog or are a day late, you can check it out here. At first I was planning to do a mock layout littered with Daleks and entitled Skaro-Crayon, but then it completely slipped my ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/04-01-2008/afool08/ Hey all! Hope you're keeping warm during these final days of winter. If not, we regrettably lack the ability to provide you with a steaming cup o' cocoa via the web. We do, however, have a different treat for you tonight: our first article submission of 2008! In what will ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/03-18-2008/mplexhk75/ I'm pretty sure I say this every time we get a good run of haikus going, but -- despite the fact that they're not particularly substantive featurettes -- I really do like seeing A Crayon Haiku thriving on the site again. After all, the Hot Flashes didn't start until Scary-Crayon ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/03-03-2008/haiku74/ There's really not a whole lot to say about A Crayon Haiku #73 -- just a look at King Kong prior to his eventual transformation into Monsieur Mallah (with Krang temporarily filling in for the role of the Brain). I was initially planning to use this version for the Grodd ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/02-26-2008/haiku73/ Some of you may remember our review of the 2007 Series 1 Madballs back in December. I mentioned that we were looking forward to reviewing Series 2 -- and I was! -- but I had no idea that I'd have the opportunity to review them early. Thanks to the good ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/02-18-2008/madballs08s2/ Luckily, this one's a bit outdated, as the debilitating fever that hit me towards the middle of last week -- the sneezing and runny nose aspect of which is depicted in today's haiku -- motivated me to finally put Grodd down. Well, I still intend to make him a fancier ... http://www.scary-crayon.com/blog/02-14-2008/haiku72/