Last time, we witnessed the unveiling of the dirty hippie pasta! And now...

Ryoko: Water is boiling, what's next???

Ryoko: Alice help me, we have to add the pasta to the boiling water!!!

Alice: I'll watch.

Ryoko: Wow, it's like a steam room over here!

Alice: Go figure, you're hovering over a pot of boiling water.

Ryoko: Well now we have to stir the pasta! Come up here!

Alice: Come near me and I'll stab you with my knife!

Ryoko: Okay fine, it's done anyway, now what?

Ryoko: Strain, return to stovetop, and add cheese mix and milk!

Alice: That doesn't make any sense, milk? The whole point of this is that it's VEGAN and DAIRY FREE! Why would they tell you to add milk???

Ryoko: It says "milk of your choice"

Alice: But it boasts being soy free, so you can't use soymilk, you'll ruin one of the healthy benefits.

Ryoko: Ok well wait, there's something more....

Alice: Okay, olive oil, water or margarine. It's your call.

Ryoko: MARGARINE!!!!!!

Alice: Okay, here we go....

Ryoko: I can't believe it's not butter!

Alice: Ryoko, shut up. And mix in the margarine, I can't look...

Ryoko: Mmmmmm..... buttery!! I can't believe it's not...

Alice: Don't say it, don't you dare say it... I won't add the CHREESE packet if you do!

Ryoko: Okay.. okay... Wow, is that anthrax?

Alice: No, but it's just as bad! It's the CHREESE powder! Hurry up and stir the pan before we start to inhale it!

Ryoko: Oh man.. this doesn't look so good, who's going to eat this?

Alice: I told you, dirty hippie food! No one will eat it! That's why we're making it, to destroy it!

Ryoko: Oh yeah! Wait, who's that?

Alice: It's Smudge!!! Ryoko, don't let him eat the dirty Mac & Chreese!!

Ryoko: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!

Alice: Quick, lets get it into the sink and down the garborator

Ryoko: I think it's too late....

Alice: God help us all... the Chreese is among us...

Ryoko: We're all going to DIE!!!!

Alice: Yes. Yes we are.

-- Megami --





Told you it was a true account...