And now, Scary-Crayon presents... A Crayon Haiku by: Wes

The Toyman joins our Legion of Doom!If only DCUC Wave 3 hadn't been impossible to find...

The Legion of Doom
gains yet another member!
Wish Grundy were here. :/

Attack Toyman if you dare; he will crush you!

Don't look so surprised --
Toyman rules toys of all kinds!
Video games are toys.

The Ion Blaster: Optimus Prime's weapon of choice.

This is the gun that
should come with all Prime figures!
He's not a mobster.

Target stoops to Wal-Mart tactics.

At Target today,
I encountered an old friend!
That's kinda shady.

Paperclips are very thin."I'm gonna CUT YA!"

Speaking of Wolvie,
I'm testing paperclip claws!
They're quite frustrating.

Perhaps these bobby
pins will make for better ones?
I guess we'll find out!

Lookin' good, Princess!Big demon in a bigger coat~

Hey, Wonder Woman,
you have both right and left thighs!
That makes you unique.

Whoa, Hellboy, that coat
is way too big for you! Let's
try something else, then.

THINK OF THE SKIN YOU HAVE LEFT TO LOSE
Oh noez!!!

Oh no! The skinner
has got Dexter!!! How will he
get out of this one?!

-- Wes --
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