And now, Scary-Crayon presents...

A Crayon Haiku

RESIDENT EVIL 2 EDITION

by: Wes

CITY ON FIRE!!!!

CITY IN SHAMBLES!!!!
Better call the police, Claire!
Wait... bad idea.  :/

Thanks in advance, pal.

That crossbow won't help...
but I'll take it when you're dead.
Thanks in advance, pal.

I'm sorry zombies ate you.  :(

Told you you were doomed!!!
I'm sorry zombies ate you.  :(
Now. Crossbow. Gimme.

Ah, this is the life!

Standing on dumpsters,
stabbing down at the zombies.
Ah, this is the life!

I blame rap music.  :/

Corpses on the court...
This neighborhood is the pits!
I blame rap music.  :/

Don't y'all mind me none.

YIKES! A zombie feast!
Um... I'll just run through here, K?
Don't y'all mind me none.

That bitch got blood everywhere!

Damn, this is nasty.
That bitch got blood everywhere!
Someone get a mop.

You must avenge my death, Claire!

It's over for me...
You must avenge my death, Claire!
But pleasure me first.

Oh, no! You are dead.

Oh, no! You are dead.
But perhaps you have ammo?
Let me check your corpse.

This

I ransacked that drawer
all for this lousy photo?!?
WOO!!! This "secret" sucks.  >:(

Nice... segue to porn.  ;d

"Hi, Claire. I'm Leon.
How about we get it on?"
Nice... segue to porn.  ;d

Will I take bullets?

Will I take bullets?
Hmmm. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!?!?!?
Of course I'll take them.

Well, looks like you died.

Well, looks like you died.
Those zombies are chowing down!
Sucks to be you, dude.

-- Wes --



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