CITY IN SHAMBLES!!!! Better call the police, Claire! Wait... bad idea. :/ That crossbow won't help... but I'll take it when you're dead. Thanks in advance, pal. Told you you were doomed!!! I'm sorry zombies ate you. :( Now. Crossbow. Gimme. Standing on dumpsters, stabbing down at the zombies. Ah, this is the life! Corpses on the court... This neighborhood is the pits! I blame rap music. :/ YIKES! A zombie feast! Um... I'll just run through here, K? Don't y'all mind me none. Damn, this is nasty. That bitch got blood everywhere! Someone get a mop. It's over for me... You must avenge my death, Claire! But pleasure me first. Oh, no! You are dead. But perhaps you have ammo? Let me check your corpse. I ransacked that drawer all for this lousy photo?!? WOO!!! This "secret" sucks. >:( "Hi, Claire. I'm Leon. How about we get it on?" Nice... segue to porn. ;d Will I take bullets? Hmmm. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?!?!?!? Of course I'll take them. Well, looks like you died. Those zombies are chowing down! Sucks to be you, dude.
Just click the image above! Simple, no? ;)