And now, Scary-Crayon presents... A Crayon Haiku by: Wes

Batman only wears this when he's fighting robot ninjas... right???

Batman won't use guns
but he'll carve up his foes with
a three-foot chainsaw.

I think, if I had
to choose how Batman killed me,
I'd rather be shot.

Also -- and I must
point this out -- Batman ripped off
the Shredder's outfit.

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