Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59!

That's right, boys and girls -- as a special Scary-Crayon Thanksgiving treat, it's The Week of Hot Flashes! Join us as the daily spam-based strangeness kicks off with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59. Yessir.  (11/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58!

The weird and objectionably captioned comics continue on Scary-Crayon with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58! Watch as Carnage escapes from Ravencroft singing, "I'm gonna get me some tonight!" He's crazy.  (11/18/05)

CLEAN CHRISTIAN COMEDY...?

Apparently there's a whole subgenre of clean comedy for the Christian crowd -- and Wes recently attended a show! Read on as we sorta review it and attempt to answer this question: What is clean Christian comedy?  (11/16/05)

GAMING'S 5 WORST FIGHTERS!!!

Video gaming's, that is, and we're talking characters, not games. Join Scary-Crayon and a handful of other "humor" sites as we present our choices for The 5 Worst Fighting Game Characters! Todo totally sucked.  (11/14/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57!

Not to be confused with the similarly titled article in the Misc. section, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57 asks, "Where's April...???" But if you want to learn where Miss O'Neil has gone, you'll have to read on!  (11/11/05)

A RANDOM LUNCH #10!!!

After a lengthy absence, unorthodox midday meals return to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #10! I'm not really sure we can call this a meal, but it is random. And it was consumed around lunchtime. So there.  (11/9/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #56!

I've gotten more than a few strange spam e-mails in my day, but none quite so odd as the message that inspired Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #56. I mean, the subject line alone is just... well, see for yourself.  (11/6/05)

A Crayon Haiku #34!

These are always fun, aren't they? It's time for yet another installment of that acclaimed diversion that's been with us since the beginning, A Crayon Haiku! In #34, we check out some new faces that look oddly familiar.  (11/3/05)

CRAYON SONG PARODY #2!

Cover your ears -- Crayon Song Parody #2 is coming to a MP3 player near you! Assuming you download the file and listen, that is. Today's parody is entitled "April" and is sung to the tune of The Rolling Stones' "Angie".  (11/3/05)

Five SCARY 39¢ Halloween Cards!

And on the spooky holiday itself, Scary-Crayon brings you even more Halloween-themed entertainment with The Five SCARIEST 39¢ Halloween Cards! Want to know what makes a card scary? Read on... if you dare!  (10/31/05)

THE DPH HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!!!

Prepare yourselves, 'cause the claymation kid is back -- and this time he's ready for a Halloween adventure! Hop on board the fright train with Gumby and Scary-Crayon for Dusty Plastic HELL: The Halloween Special!!!  (10/29/05)

FLIGHTPLAN: AN AUDIO REVIEW!!!

So I recently saw Jodie Foster in Flightplan and hated it so much that I decided to talk about how much I despised the film for over 27 minutes. Seriously. Listen for yourself in Scary-Crayon's first audio film review!  (10/27/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #55!

Prehistoric gods rule the earth once more as the Primal Rage combatants return to Scary-Crayon in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #55! But instead of battling the Turtles, this time they encounter... the living dead.  (10/25/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #52!

And all is right with the world as Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #52 finally makes its perverted appearance! On the other hand, maybe this comic is decisive proof that all is not right with the world. You be the judge...  (10/21/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #54!

Place your bets, kids, 'cause it's Raphael versus The Yeti in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #54! And why the hell is Raph battling a yeti, you ask? Probably the same reason Leo's facing off against a freaking T-Rex.  (10/18/05)

Protégé de la Rose Noire, Part 2!

And now, Scary-Crayon presents the second and final part of our Protégé de la Rose Noire review! Watch in awe as the random and seemingly pointless stuff from the first part actually proves useful in the final battle.  (10/15/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #53!

Hey, it's Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #53! And shouldn't we be on #52? Yes! But sometimes we like to post out of order. Anyway, perhaps you've heard about the snake that ate the alligator! This is the prologue.  (10/11/05)

Protégé de la Rose Noire, Part 1!

Yes, Virginia, that guy is dressed up as Robin -- and that's hardly the craziest thing that Protégé de la Rose Noire has to offer. Insanity and violence abound in the first of this two-part Scary-Crayon film review!  (10/7/05)