Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30!

No, it's not the second part of Krang's search for a body, but we do learn what fears lurk in his subconscious mind in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #30! Witness the terrors that torment the sleeping extraterrestrial soul.  (3/17/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #29!

On the ominous ides of March we witness the debut of an ongoing comic within the Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash series -- The Suicidal Vampire #1! And if it makes you sad, remember: Everything is dust in the wind.  (3/15/05)

A Crayon Haiku #26!

Both gross and depressing, A Crayon Haiku #26 features a few photos from Wes's most recent trip to NYC. Strange photos. Unpleasant photos. Photos of poop and snow and stuff. Seriously. View at your own risk.  (3/14/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28!

Wes's adventures as a horribly mistreated and underpaid bookstore employee continue in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #28! This time, Wes gets sucked into a vortex and stranded in an alternate dimension. What?  (3/14/05)

A Crayon Haiku #25!

That's right -- it's time once again for everyone's favorite three-lined five seven five format! In A Crayon Haiku #25, we take a look at overpriced game rentals. No wonder they can afford to do away with late fees!  (3/11/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27!

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #27, the second episode in our mass-produced Hot Flash template experiment, touches on a topic everyone seems to love -- the kids! Pedophiles like touching on kids too, you know.  (3/11/05)

PS2 GAME REVIEW: CONSTANTINE

It's been a while since we looked at a video game, and we've never reviewed a PS2 game before, so here goes -- a Scary-Crayon review of Constantine for PS2! Alas, the game's kinda lame. What a bloody surprise.  (3/9/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26!

So, who's up for some controversy? I dunno what I was thinking when I came up with this one, but here goes -- it's time for Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #26, starring Clara the pregnant vegetable. Read at your own risk.  (3/9/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25!

In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #25, Wes encounters a rather oddly titled book in the store's self-help section -- Please Understand Me. Why do you people keep reading self-help books, anyway? They're full of crap.  (3/7/05)

A Crayon Haiku #24!

Again with the Japanese text! In A Crayon Haiku #24, we take a closer look at the strange and possibly obscene sticker affixed to the plasic bubble of a recent action figure acquisition. Kono goro hayari no onna no ko...  (3/4/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!

Beware -- Hot Flashes have hit the assembly line! Don't be surprised if future comics look oddly familiar, since this is the first of comics that fit a particular template. That said, on with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #24!  (3/4/05)

Crayon Poetry Corner #9!

Have you ever seen a beautiful stranger whose picture you wanted to take, the way you'd photograph a landscape or a monument? In "the desolate photographer's plea", we see how one might request such a shoot.  (3/1/05)

Another Crayon Haiku farewell.

Once again sadness that accompanies the death of a pet visits Scary-Crayon with the news of little Sake's passing. Rest well, tiny rodent friend! May the streets of mousey Heaven be paved with assorted cheeses.  (2/27/05)

CONSTANTINE, THE HELLBLAZER.

Armed with the sixth sense and a holy shotgun, John Constantine battles Hell's forces to buy his salvation with demon kills! Works for a video game, but a comic based on a movie based on a comic? Pretty weak.  (2/27/05)

A Crayon Haiku #23!

The subject of A Crayon Haiku #23 hails from those days of old when kids killed for the cheap and wacky toys that lived with soggy burgers and lukewarm fries in a happy cardboard house with arches on top. I'm lovin' it!  (2/25/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #23!

Be glad you don't work retail! Assuming you don't work retail, that is. In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #23, Wes encounters a customer who HATES being "marketed at." FYI, that's no excuse for being an asshole.  (2/25/05)

KUNG PAO SHRIMP ...IN A BUN!!!

In the first of several Forkless Gourmet Bun Meal reviews, Scary-Crayon flies in the face of reason and tackles the latest find from the dollar store freezer. How does kung pao shrimp in a bun taste? Read on to find out!  (2/22/05)

DUSTY PLASTIC HELL #5!!!

In the long-awaited fifth episode of Dusty Plastic HELL, a young Raphael approaches Morpheus with a question about Black History Month. Always a speaker of truth, Morpheus pulls no punches and tells it like it is.  (2/22/05)