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Years ago, we reviewed several issues of "O, The Oprah Magazine" rather harshly. Well, things have changed, and now we know just how fantastic this publication truly is! Join us as we look at the April 2011 issue. (4/1/11)
What would you do with the awesome power of Cyttorak? Take a bite out of crime? Pacify the Middle East? Bring the world to its knees? Cain Marko's first order of business was beating up a bald, crippled academic. (2/18/11)
Is it shamelessly vain to go around paying people to draw pictures of you... or do such actions stem from something deeper? Let us ponder this question as we explore the motivations behind the Wes Portrait Project. (1/28/11)
It's Scary-Crayon's seventh anniversary -- and what better way to celebrate than with a drink? In this article, Wes shares his recipe for the Scary-Crayon Wasabitini... as well as the events that led to its discovery. (1/25/11)
1983 saw the TV debut of the Visitors, alien invaders with a hunger for human flesh... and in 2009, they returned in a modern reboot. Unfortunately, while the show began well enough, it later became very, very stupid. (1/16/11)
When vile villains commit contemptible color crimes, call on Rainbow Brite to make things right! In Dusty Plastic HELLside #21, she arrives to aid the green mutant ninja teens... two of whom ain't lookin' so green. (11/9/10)
Sounds like a nerdy Wheel of Fortune solution, doesn't it? Anyway, in this figure review, we take a look at Star Wars Transformers Crossovers Ahsoka Tano. Drift might have cool swords, but Ahsoka gets lightsabers. (11/5/10)
New 6" action figures are pretty rare these days, but that hasn't stopped Lanard Toys from debuting a new martial arts-themed toyline: Dragon-Do! In this piece, we review Eclipse: the line's obligatory ninja warrior. (10/26/10)
In Dusty Plastic HELLside #20 -- a beautiful scene from contributor Hero -- we find a lone Autobot in the midst of an enemy surge. Which side will emerge victorious? View the image and judge for yourself! (10/26/10)
S.T.O.P. Vs. S.C.U.M. 3.75" Figures!
In the future, war will rage through the streets... but you can bring that battle home today with the 3.75" S.T.O.P. Vs. S.C.U.M. action figures! And they're only a dollar?! It sounds too good to be true... and maybe it is. (9/7/10)
When a nameless girl wakes up in a coffin, it's up to you to help her escape the horror of The White Chamber! This is one freeware game you shouldn't hesitate to download -- but do check out our review first. (7/12/10)
When Adora cried, "For the honor of Greyskull!" fabulous secrets were revealed to her... but none of them helped her to hide that gaping hole in her forehead! Hordak offers a solution in Dusty Plastic HELLside #19. (7/12/10)
It's been a while, but we're back with some quick content in Dusty Plastic HELLside #18 -- which is also the first of many Cyber Shredder appearances on Scary-Crayon. I don't think Splinter's too pleased about that... (6/22/10)
Young love and dreams of parenthood surface amidst the gloom of Rapture in Dusty Plastic HELLside #17! I don't think it's a great place to raise kids, though... Splicers are even worse than NAMBLA members. (4/6/10)
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON!!!
I wasn't really into the Twilight series before I saw this movie, but The Twilight Saga: New Moon has truly made a fan of me. Keep reading to find out why this is a brilliant film -- and the best vampire movie ever made. (4/1/10)
On April 1st, 2010, Scary-Crayon was seized by fiendish funsters and transformed into Clown-Crayon! Relive the horror wrought by Killjoy, Pennywise, Odd Bob, and other hellish harlequins on that terrifying day. (4/1/10)
It's a case of mistaken identity in Dusty Plastic HELLside #16, as Iron Man encounters none other than Scarlett! But Scarlett who? And who's inside that armor -- Tony Stark or Robert Downey Jr.? This is quite confusing. (3/26/10)
When the Most Powerful Man in the Universe comes to town, Skeletor's forces hide in fear. However, evil isn't the only thing in danger when He-Man's around... as we see in Dusty Plastic HELLside #15. (3/26/10)
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