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Lots of them, even. The second Resident Evil film doesn't hit theaters until next weekend, but in the meantime you can check out Scary-Crayon's tribute to the second game in A Crayon Haiku: Resident Evil 2 Edition! (9/1/04)
In Scary-Crayon's first contribution to a multi-site article (details within), we take a moment to honor five video games worthy of being called the "funnest" games ever. Hey, I didn't come up with the title. (8/27/04)
Scary-Crayon is pleased to present this review of one of the finest examples of Japanese cinema we've ever had the pleasure of watching: Naked Blood. Really. We're not being sarcastic here. The movie f'n rules. (8/23/04)
Krispy Kreme's "Doughnut" Drink...
Krispy Kreme's been around since 1937, but the frozen drink that walks like a doughnut is a fairly recent creation. I think. It's reviewed here, along with a bonus review of the Caramel Kreme Crunch! It's, uh... kremey. (8/18/04)
A FRIDAY the 13th CRAYON HAIKU!
It's FRIDAY THE 13TH, that time when Jason Voorhies returns to thwart the sexcapades of teens everywhere. And that's exactly what happens in this special edition Friday the 13th Crayon Haiku. Or is it? (8/13/04)
THE CAMPFIRE STORIES REVIEW!!!
Friday the 13th is synonymous with horror, so it's only appropriate that Scary-Crayon review a scary movie to mark the occasion. In Campfire Stories, an insane forest ranger spins three terrifying yarns. That suck. (8/13/04)
That's right -- Red Lobster's back again for more fun book... uh... fun! This time, Scary-Crayon reviews the Red Lobster Hidden Treasure Pack, Vol. 18. So if you don't know how to play "Predator", you will soon. (8/9/04)
For those of you not up on abbreviations, the "exp" above stands for "experiment". The "PB"? PEANUT BUTTER! Scary-Crayon's Peanut Butter Banana Burrito Experiment begins NOW. Ol' Rafiki knows what it's about. (8/3/04)
WARNING: PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK! View at your own risk. You have been warned. That said, this illustrated XXX Crayon Haiku features the stars of X2. It also accurately depicts my opinion of the film. (7/27/04)
GIMME A BEAT! For Crayon Poetry Corner #6, Wes dips into beatnik territory with a new piece entitled "A Vicious Yellow Cycle". So dim the lights, grab a cup o' joe, and let us entertain you hip cats for a spell. (7/27/04)
In this illustrated piece, Scary-Crayon relates the story of Halle Berry, the Oscar-winning actress who later went on to star in what is quite possibly the worst superhero movie ever. Excuse my vitriol, please. (7/24/04)
A Crayon Haiku #15 is nothing special. It's very simple. Perhaps too simple. Is some secret meaning lurking in its shimmering, artery-clogging visage? Oh ho ho! Put that in your pipe and smoke it! But don't inhale. (7/20/04)
KRANG RETURNS in Dusty Plastic HELL #4! As we saw previously, the bodiless life just ain't what it used to be... so Krang sets out to reclaim what was taken from him so long ago. How will he fare? Find out inside! (7/20/04)
The annual Shore Leave Sci Fi Convention took place on the weekend of July 9-11 (that's the 9th through the 11th, not WTC day). Scary-Crayon was there! And now, we present our first ever con report. Check it out! (7/14/04)
Have you ever seen cheese that's over a year past its expiration date, let alone eaten it? Scary-Crayon's done both. See for yourself as year-plus-old cheese becomes an ingredient in A Random Lunch #5! (7/9/04)
Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers ruled the 90s, resulting in many arguments about which team was better and what would happen if they met. But they did meet. Now, Scary-Crayon reviews that historic crossover! (7/6/04)
In this latest Scary-Crayon food piece, we cut up snack cakes and turn the pieces over to make them look like sushi. Yeah, it's been done before, but never like this... Also starring the cast of Okage: Shadow King! (7/1/04)
In this installment of A Crayon Haiku, Scary-Crayon says goodbye to a longtime friend, the noble Duncan MacPhish of the Clan MacPhish, who recently passed on to that great fishbowl in the sky. Rest in peace, pal. (6/27/04)
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