Bits & Pieces

The Experimental OYSTER LOAF 2!

The Experimental OYSTER LOAF 2!

Once, long ago, Wes learned of the mythical oyster loaf -- a legendarily delicious Hooters menu item. Alas, the dish doesn't exist, but that hasn't kept us from trying to create it! BEHOLD! The Experimental Oyster Loaf 2.  (12/1/05)

Pat Morita (1932-2005)

In Memoriam, A DPH Hot Flash.

Best known for his role in The Karate Kid, Pat Morita was in like ten billion movies before passing away on Nov. 24, 2005. In this Hot Flash tribute, Scary-Crayon remembers the beloved actor. Rest in peace, Miyagi-san.  (12/1/05)

''Like Bob Holly!''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64!

And they just keep on coming! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #64, we touch on the recent release of the Xbox 360 and the lengths to which some individuals were willing to go to attain one. Make that two! It's nuts.  (11/28/05)

''Sick to Your Stomach?''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63!

The Week of Hot Flashes comes to a close with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #63. Individual spam e-mails can be revolting, but sometimes reading them back to back amplifies their disgust level tenfold.  (11/25/05)

''A Thanksgiving Poem''

A THANKSGIVING POEM!

And now, it's time for a special Thanksgiving edition of Crayon Poetry Corner! Today's poem is appropriately titled "A Thanksgiving Poem". There's also a mp3 download of the poem being read aloud! YAY!  (11/24/05)

''Surviving Holiday Gluttony''

A THANKSGIVING Hot Flash!

Yeah, as if there haven't been enough Hot Flashes from the Dusty Plastic HELL this holiday week, here's an extra Thanksgiving Hot Flash for you! Once again, it's based on spam. Scary-Crayon gets way too much spam.  (11/24/05)

''Talking Turkey''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #62!

Happy Thanksgiving, folks! Scary-Crayon's holiday week of spamtastic comics continues with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #62. I am totally running out of things to write in these little blurbs. But look, it's turkey!  (11/24/05)

''Avoid plumbing disasters & earn Points''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #61!

More? More! More Hot Flashes! I guess there are lots of plumbing mishaps in the winter and whatnot, but that's not what sprang to mind for Wes in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #61. Spam really looks out for you.  (11/23/05)

Not again...!

A RANDOM LUNCH #9!!!

What's this? Kain and Wild Boar Alien are back for more cheesy graham madness in A Random Lunch #9! When will the insanity end?! If Kain had his way, that question would be answered as such: "IMMEDIATELY!"  (11/22/05)

''Become a giant''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #60!

And Scary-Crayon's Week of Hot Flashes continues with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #60! What the hell was this piece of spam going on about? Your guess is as good as mine. Also, I really do like dinosaurs.  (11/22/05)

''GET Up to 15OO Bucks in your pocket...''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59!

That's right, boys and girls -- as a special Scary-Crayon Thanksgiving treat, it's The Week of Hot Flashes! Join us as the daily spam-based strangeness kicks off with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #59. Yessir.  (11/21/05)

''Maximum C...''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58!

The weird and objectionably captioned comics continue on Scary-Crayon with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #58! Watch as Carnage escapes from Ravencroft singing, "I'm gonna get me some tonight!" He's crazy.  (11/18/05)

Clean Christian Comedy...?

CLEAN CHRISTIAN COMEDY...?

Apparently there's a whole subgenre of clean comedy for the Christian crowd -- and Wes recently attended a show! Read on as we sorta review it and attempt to answer this question: What is clean Christian comedy?  (11/16/05)

The 5 Worst Fighting Game Characters!

GAMING'S 5 WORST FIGHTERS!!!

Video gaming's, that is, and we're talking characters, not games. Join Scary-Crayon and a handful of other "humor" sites as we present our choices for The 5 Worst Fighting Game Characters! Todo totally sucked.  (11/14/05)

''Where's April...???''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57!

Not to be confused with the similarly titled article in the Misc. section, Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #57 asks, "Where's April...???" But if you want to learn where Miss O'Neil has gone, you'll have to read on!  (11/11/05)

Taste the power of the dark side.

A RANDOM LUNCH #10!!!

After a lengthy absence, unorthodox midday meals return to Scary-Crayon with A Random Lunch #10! I'm not really sure we can call this a meal, but it is random. And it was consumed around lunchtime. So there.  (11/9/05)

''Imagine...''

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #56!

I've gotten more than a few strange spam e-mails in my day, but none quite so odd as the message that inspired Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #56. I mean, the subject line alone is just... well, see for yourself.  (11/6/05)

A Crayon Haiku #34!

A Crayon Haiku #34!

These are always fun, aren't they? It's time for yet another installment of that acclaimed diversion that's been with us since the beginning, A Crayon Haiku! In #34, we check out some new faces that look oddly familiar.  (11/3/05)

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