Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #43!

In this latest clever comic, Scary-Crayon gets down with the Devil! Get it? Read Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #43 and you will! In the meantime, here's a hint: Being "down" can mean more than one thing, you know.  (6/6/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #42!

Apparently, according to certain t-shirt slogans, it's now hip to be Jewish! In Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #42, Wes meets a cute girl wearing a shirt that proclaims her love for Jewish boys. Alas, Wes is not one.  :/  (6/2/05)

A Crayon Haiku #31!

Well, how's that for a coincidence -- on the 31st day of May comes the 31st Crayon Haiku! Have you ever been out for a walk and felt like you were being... watched? Well, that may have been the case! Pups are vigilant.  (5/31/05)

Crayon Poetry Corner #11!

Or not! 'Cause this piece is definitely not a poem. Even though it's Crayon Poetry Corner #11. See the title? "This is not a poem." Who are we to argue? Btw, we'd lose that argument. It's not a poem! Set it to music.  (5/27/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41!

Coming up with amusing content isn't always easy (as you can probably tell from all of the unfunny stuff on the site!), but somehow Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #41 emerged from the dearth of my creativity. Enjoy.  (5/25/05)

MUPPETS DON'T BELONG IN OZ.

The Muppets are making a comeback -- and with Disney running the show, it won't be long until Kermit and friends are back on the top! Unless they keep turning out shit like The Muppets' Wonderful Wizard of Oz, that is.  (5/23/05)

THE FLAVOR OF PUP CORN...

Have you ever wondered exactly why dogs go crazy for dog treats? Scary-Crayon has! To that end, then, Wes ventures to partake of Pup Corn, the low fat, low calorie peanut butter-flavored dog treat. And the verdict is...  (5/18/05)

A Crayon Haiku #30!

I don't know what to think about advertising anymore. First McDonald's asked customers to do obscene things with burgers, and now Wendy's... ugh, I can't say any more. Find out in A Crayon Haiku #30. Bloody hell.  (5/18/05)

ATHENA AND THE ANGEL...

When Athena's boyfriend died, she resigned herself to a melancholy life of mourning -- and then, one stormy night, an angel crash landed on her balcony! Learn to love again in the Scary-Crayon review of Lavender.  (5/16/05)

IT'S FRIDAY THE 13TH AGAIN!!!

And much to the horror of superstitious folks everywhere, Scary-Crayon's got a special FRIDAY the 13TH Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash! to celebrate this most ominous of hell-idays! Mr. Jones, the floor is yours.  (5/13/05)

Crayon Poetry Corner #10!

Not long ago, I saw a pretty woman jogging through my neighborhood. Her appearance raised a few questions, so I decided to write about it in Crayon Poetry Corner #10! Is the ending some kind of metaphor?  (5/12/05)

A Crayon Haiku #29!

With the sun shining and green things growing, it sure feels like spring to me! But apparently not everyone's aware of the recent change in seasons, as we see in A Crayon Haiku #29. Or maybe he's protesting?  (5/10/05)

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY...

This Mother's Day, Scary-Crayon asks, "What does a child get for a mother who realizes that her life would have been better if the child had never been born?" Find out in "Happy Mother's Day", our latest short story.  (5/8/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40!

Since May 7 is FREE COMIC BOOK DAY, Scary-Crayon's featuring a special guest star in Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #40! But while comic characters don't really shop in the store, idiots like this are fairly common.  (5/6/05)

Pretzels, Squash, & Seafood Unite!

Hope you're hungry, folks, 'cause it's time for another strange and original Scary-Crayon recipe -- the Twisted Pretzel Squash Seafood Medley! What's in this dish, you ask? The name says it all! Well, almost...  (5/4/05)

THE RETURN OF RED SONJA!!!

Everyone's favorite red-haired warrioress is back in a new comic series from Dynamite Entertainment! Here's the Scary-Crayon review of Red Sonja #0, the special 25 cent introductory issue. Be still my beating heart.  (5/2/05)

Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39!

The final run of bookstore comics marches along with Dusty Plastic HELL: Hot Flash #39! Here, Wes checks out a rather, er, corpulent customer. Not a big deal, but maybe she should've gotten a fitness book instead!  (4/29/05)

SPEND A DAY WITH BARNEY!!!

In this latest book review and commentary, Scary-Crayon cracks open A Day With Barney and observes the lifestyle of that purple bastard from sunup to sundown. So if you aren't shakin', there's something very wrong...  (4/27/05)