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That's right -- y'all gather 'round for A Crayon Haiku #5. In this installment, Scary-Crayon takes a look at the character of the noble Triceraton. These descriptions are longer than the haikus themselves. (2/24/04)
Christmas Memory Filler Stuff!!!
Yep, it's time for a short filler article that puppeteers you by your heartstrings with Scary-Crayon's sappy special Christmas Memory Filler Stuff. I challenge you to read it without saying, "Awwww..." at least once. ;P (2/24/04)
In the mood for something kinda...strange? Well relax with the extra special image-packed in-depth two-part Creepy Freaks Animation Episode Review! Over 6,600 words of pure unbridled lunacy. And yogurt. (2/21/04)
Yep, THE TOYS ARE BACK in Dusty Plastic HELL #2! This time we visit with some of the less fortunate members of the SC toy family. Come inside, dear reader, and hearken to their tales of woe... (2/17/04)
Just in time for Valentine's Day comes A Crayon Haiku #4, with two haikus for the price of one! The action figures have taken V-Day off to recite bad poetry, but there's always strange food to write about... (2/14/04)
Return to the kitchen with Scary-Crayon to learn the secrets of THE SANDWICH SO WEIRD it frightens McGriddles. Napoleon Bonafrog, Baxter Stockman, and Zoltan demonstrate the esoteric cooking rites. (2/11/04)
Yep, it's time for the third edition of A Crayon Haiku! Tokka and Slash star, along with the author's mounting suspicion that there's something odd going on that he can't quite comprehend... (2/9/04)
Welcome to the first installment of another Scary-Crayon feature, A Random Lunch #0! In this "prequel" of sorts, Wild Boar Alien and Kain encounter something so wrong that they are moved to violence... (2/7/04)
Every once in a while, Maury has an episode topic that isn't "WHO MY BABY DADDY?!?!?" Sometimes his subject matter is even more terrifying. And just this once, Scary-Crayon was there to review it. (2/3/04)
The game's almost over, but Scary-Crayon still comes through with the Superbowl Edition of A Crayon Haiku! This time, on behalf of football players everywhere, Touchdown Leo does the honors. (2/1/04)
Scary-Crayon welcomes you to the debut of another regular (we hope) feature, Dusty Plastic HELL! In this first installment, Godzilla finds himself somewhere... hot. Also starring Tokka and Psyduck! (2/1/04)
That's right -- it's the second installment of A Crayon Haiku! This time we visit with Raphael of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. It's been a while since the anime, and Raphael isn't so super these days... (1/29/04)
Apparently January 29th is Oprah's birthday, so in honor of out of utter contempt for this special Satan-approved day, we bring you the Scary-Crayon review of the Nov. 2003 issue of "O, The Oprah Magazine"! (1/29/04)
Let's kick things off at Scary-Crayon with the first installment of A Crayon Haiku. These things are pretty easy to do, so expect a lot more of 'em. Today's special guest subject? The Juggernaut. (1/25/04)
Alice and Ryoko take on the horrors of hippie vegan cuisine! Will they be able to endure the diabolical Hell that is DAIRY FREE MAC & CHREESE??? Plus a special cameo appearance by Smudge! (1/25/04)
Hungry? SC takes you for a culinary ride with The Official Scary-Crayon Tuna Pancake Recipe, co-starring Wyrm, Donatello, and Peter Puppy! So come on in... 'cause you know you want some! (1/25/04)
I can't even begin to describe this one. A three-part Scary-Crayon review of episode one of the two-episode Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anime, "Mutant Turtles: Chôjin densetsu hen". It's amazing. (1/25/04)
Sergio Lapel's Drawing Blood...
Vampires are awesome, but this movie is not. A Scary-Crayon review of one of the absolute worst movies you'll ever see, with or without vampires. But it's a Troma film, so what were you expecting? (1/25/04)
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